Category: LIES!!!!
Matthew McConaughey Says There’s A Hair Transplant Doctor Out There Who’s Been Lying About Working On His Head
If you have watched EDtv recently, well – first of all, email me and I’ll send you some better DVDs so you don’t have to do that again. But while watching you might have noticed Matthew McConaughey’s hairline and wondered how such a thing could have started aging in reverse. Because 1999 Matthew McConaughey’s scalp situation is much different than today’s hair. Apparently, a whole lot of people thought that Matthew McConaughey did what many Hollywood dudes have done and got a hair transplant. One doctor was so sure that Matthew had gotten his hair done, that that doctor decided to lay claim to the work. The only problem is, according to Matthew himself, there was no hair job, and that doctor is a follicular liar.
Novak Djokovic Admits To Breaking Quarantine After He Tested Positive For COVID-19 Ahead Of His Arrival In Australia
Lumbering mouth-breather Novak Djokovic is apparently much better at tennis than he is at lying. So good at tennis in fact, that an Australian judge decided to reinstate his visa on Monday, allowing him to move forward with his training as he prepares to compete in the Australian Open, even as his house of lies continues to crumble at his feet. Novak’s visa was initially revoked upon arrival in Australia last week when it was discovered that the paperwork he submitted, a “‘medical exemption from COVID vaccination’ on the grounds that he had recently recovered from COVID,” was invalid. According to CNN, Novak had tested positive in December shortly before his arrival, but instead of isolating himself, he decided to go out into the world and share his gift with as many people as possible. But real sneaky like. It’s now been discovered that Novak also submitted a false travel document which stated he had not traveled in the 14 days prior to his arrival in Australia even though there are photos of him playing Jolly Old Saint Omicron in both Serbia and Spain during that period. The Australian government hasn’t had to deal with an asshole this prolific since accused bed-shitter Boo the Yorkie was brought into the country illegally.
Gwyneth Paltrow Says Her Son Moses Is Really Proud Of Her For Selling Vibrators
Gwyneth Paltrow, a well-documented menace to vaginas, will not rest until every pussy in the northern hemisphere is scorched, throbbing, and begging for mercy. According to Entertainment Tonight, in addition to shilling capsules filled with sawdust that are supposed to make you horny, Goop is now selling a self-heating vibrator, and Moses, Gwyneth’s 15-year-old son, is really proud of her for that. She knows her audience, that much is plain. If you’re gullible enough to burn your coochie on her advice, you’re gullible enough to believe the dialog she puts in her kid’s mouths!
Open Post: Hosted By The Class-Action Lawsuit Against King’s Hawaiian Rolls For Not Being Made In Hawaii
A Yonkers man is named as the chief plaintiff in a class-action federal lawsuit against the King’s Hawaiian company. King’s Hawaiian is getting sued because even though its packaging mentions Hilo, Hawaii, they’re actually made in Torrance, California. Unlike Hawaiian Punch, which is shipped out from Hawaii on the hour. No one tell this man that Mars bars aren’t actually made in Elon Musk‘s martian candy factory! He’ll riot!
Dr. Oz Calls Breakfast An “Advertising Ploy”
TMZ says that Dr. Oz now wants to cancel breakfast. Yes, breakfast is over with. He calls it a “ploy” and says we don’t need it. Honey, I’ve noticed how fed-Kristian versus hangry-Kristian acts in the morning, and I know there’s a difference–medical or not.
There Probably Won’t Actually Be A Trans Marvel Character In An Upcoming Movie
Scarlett Johansson can go ahead and tell her agent to keep her options open for the time being. Because when Kevin Feige, president of Marvel Studios, said there would be a transgender character in an upcoming Marvel movie, he wasn’t exactly telling the truth.