Category: LIES!!!!
Open Post: The Fox Business Correspondent Who Claimed His Taco Bell Lunch Cost $28 And Got Dragged For It
Inflation is hitting us everywhere. The gas pump, the local grocers, and even at precious Taco Bell. Prices have gotten so out of control at the Tex-Mex institution that it costs the price of a small T-bone steak just to eat lunch there! At least that’s what Scott Martin, a chief investment officer at a wealth management firm, claimed during a guest spot on a Fox Business show a few days ago. Unfortunately for him, those of us who aren’t wealth management gurus and who actually frequent Taco Bell because of inflation called him out on his fajita fabrications!
Open Post: Hosted By The Woman Who Said She Went To Sleep With Her Window Open And Woke Up With A Cat In Her Bed
Yahoo reports that, a few nights ago, TikTok user @tbone319 claimed she fell asleep with her window open. The next morning, she woke up with a surprise cat on her chest. Her name is Callie, she’s a calico, and @tbone319 says she doesn’t belong to her. Bitch just saw an open window and thought, “Yeah. That’s my new home.” Hey, better than a serial killer!
Kylie Jenner Denied That Her Cosmetics Lab Photoshoot Was Unsanitary
If Kylie Jenner getting called to the carpet for her aggravating and out-of-touch behavior is something that brings you subtle joy, the past month or so has been ripe for the pickin’. Her momager, Kris Jenner, stepped in to tell her to stop blowing through so much cash (even though Kylie claims to be a billionaire). The Earth and most of its residents stepped in to tell her to stop hopping onto her personal jet just to buy deodorant at the CVS down the block. Now, a cosmetic developer named Kevin James Bennett is accusing Kylie of putting clients of her brand, Kylie Cosmetics, in danger since she posted pics on Instagram where it looked like she had no idea what she was doing mixing up chemicals in a cosmetics lab without wearing gloves, a mask, or a hairnet. Kylie responded by saying that she wasn’t in a lab or manufacturing facility, it was her own personal experiment/content creation space, and “I would never endanger my clients, how DAHH you spread false information, Kevin?!” But, Kevin wasn’t having any of the KarJenner lie and spin machine and posted a receipt on Instagram featuring Selena Gomez showing that the space where Kylie was photographed was actually an Italian cosmetics lab.
Drake’s Team Denies The Rumor That He Was Arrested In Sweden
Here’s the thing about Drake: he hasn’t been arrested in Sweden. So, if you believed yesterday’s random rumor that claimed 35-year-old Drake was arrested by police at a Stockholm nightclub, Drake’s team is here to tell you (via the Hollywood Reporter) that you’re dead wrong. They say Drake is at his hotel in Stockholm and he has not been arrested. Stand down, Torontonians. Our king is safe. Continue reading
Todrick Hall Has Been Sued For $60k In Back Rent On A House He Claimed He Bought
Todrick Hall seems to be lying about more than whatever he was saying to his competitor’s faces while he was on Celebrity Big Brother because TMZ says that Todrick is being sued for $60,000 over a house that he claimed he bought. Sue him for all the tacky shit he brought into the house while you’re at it!
Tom Brady Decided He Doesn’t Want To Be Retired From The NFL After All
Last November, Tom Brady sat down with his longtime friend and fellow Tampa Bay Buccaneers teammate Rob “The Gronk” Gronkowski for a little Match Game-style friendship quiz (seen above looking like two broke Florida dads in a $5 Walmart pool). And the very first question that was asked was for Tom and Gronk to guess what Tom will do when he finally retires. Gronk predicted Tom would go on to own his own football team, while Tom answered that he’d probably spend his newfound free time golfing. As it turns out, both answers were dead wrong. Tom announced his retirement last month, and how is Tom Brady spending his retirement? By un-retiring and going back to play professional football, that’s how!