Category: Harry Connick Jr.

Open Post: Hosted By Harry Connick Jr. In A Bald Cap As Daddy Warbucks In “Annie Live!”

October 27, 2021 / Posted by:

I have to say I’m still shocked that the people at NBC didn’t ask Cameron Diaz to come out of retirement and reprise the role of Miss Hannigan from the film version of Annie which ended up being her final gig. I mean, what a comeback that would have been, right? Sadly, Cameron is still retired and will not be shrieking at us with live vocals–sigh. Instead, Taraji P. Henson is playing Miss Hannigan in NBC’s Annie Live! and joining her are Celina Smith as Annie and Harry Connick Jr. looking like Mr. Clean’s ambulance-chasing lawyer brother (with a dash of Billy Zane) as Daddy Warbucks.

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Cops Caught Kurt Russell And Goldie Hawn Having Sex On Their 1st Date

April 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Kurt Russell revealed some deets about his and Goldie Hawn’s first date during an appearance on Harry Connick Jr.’s talk show, Harry. Apparently, they were getting after it when the cops caught them.

Wait, who gave Harry Connick Jr. a talk show? He’s so annoying. The only time I’ve ever liked Harry Connick Jr. was when he was menacing Sigourney Weaver in the movie Copycat, and his character had bad teeth and referred to her underwear as “squirrel covers.” That always alternately repulsed/tickled me.

Oh, right, Kurt and Goldie.

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Open Post: Hosted By Harry Connick Jr. Struttin’ That Ass In Kinky Boots

December 9, 2016 / Posted by:

Harry Connick Jr.’s daytime talk show Harry is still on and I’ve got the answer if you’re asking, “But why?” The answer is: Harry’s show is still on so that everyone can get a serving of him putting some sissy on that walk while stomping in a pair of Kinky Boots.

Todrick Hall was on Harry to promote his run in Kinky Boots on Broadway, and he took a little time to “teach” Harry how to make b-holes pucker and harden nipples by sashaying in a pair of  red hot fuck-me boots. I put “teach” in quotes, because please, Harry has done this before. Harry saying “techno kind of thing” may make you soft, but you’ll rise all the way up when he struts like his landlord is on their way with an eviction notice. Click clack (get those ratings), Harry!

And the Kinky Boots costume department should go ahead and write those boots off, because they’re not getting them back. Harry is going to spend all of his free time setting the floor on fire with those boots and the only time he’s going to take them off is when his wife asks, “Harry, can we please do it without you wearing those fucking boots for once?

Shock And Surprise: A Singer Not Named “Adele” Made People Cry

February 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Ole’ frosty locks hasn’t been that emotional since the store nearest his house was all out of Sun-In.

The original American Idol Kelly Clarkson went back to the show that made her a STAH last night and showed the final 10 how it’s done. While going through phase 3 of the CASE OF THE BABIES, Kelly brought the raw emotions while singing “Piece By Piece,” a song about her dead beat daddy and her husband who restored her faith in men. The emotions overtook her and she had to stop for a second as everyone in the audience and watching at home thought to themselves, “Wait, this isn’t an Adele song, so am I legally allowed to cry?Keith Urban got so weepy that I thought the ironed-out Calico Cat on top of his head was going to come alive and lick his sad tears dry. JLo would’ve cried, but she’s not about to jack up that make-up job when a camera’s on her face.

After Kelly took us on a journey to Kleenexville and back, the emotionless garden gnome Ryan Seacrest got on stage to talk to her and she told him that the song meaning mixed with the nostalgia of Idol brought the feelings out.

While watching that, I expected to see a puddle of liquid beneath her feet. No, not from her water breaking. But from her unborn baby crying out a million tears.

And on that note, here’s JLo working a sparkly crotch at the American Idol finalist party last night.

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