Foot fetishists rejoice (podophobiacs recoil)! Unlike in the previous trailer, Foot Fucker In Chief Quentin Tarantino paid lipservice to your kink and shoehorned a pair of plump N’ grubby Flintstone feet into the new full length trailer for Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. And everybody, footsuckers included, can breathe a sigh of relief because the feet in question don’t belong to Lena Dunham. As far as we know, the only naked Dunham moment in this production was the time she lifted her skirt and gave William Bradley Pitt the scare of his life. And as we know, Brad don’t scare easy.
The feet in question belong to Margaret Qualley who plays a character named Pussycat. She’s the one who introduces Brad’s stuntman character, Cliff Booth, to the ragtag group of lovable misfits living out at the Spahn Movie Ranch. In this trailer we learn that Leonardo Dicaprio didn’t spring for a dialect coach, Margot Robbie has stock in Maybelline mascara, Luke Perry (RIP) could carry off a pimp hat, Timothy Offwithyourpants can steal a scene with just the twinkle in his eye, Kurt Russell is getting better with age, Al Pacino is shorter than you remember, and Brad has been working out but his elephant elbows are giving away his age. The trailer also features Dakota Fanning as Squeaky Fromme and Mike Moh as Bruce Lee, but Damien Lewis as Steve McQueen will just have to be a surprise (per IMDB).
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m getting a weird vibe off that Charlie character. Maybe it’s just the van. I guess I’ll just have to see the movie to find out if my instincts are right and he turns out to be kind of, I dunno, just off.
OUATIH premiered at the Cannes Film Festival today. Below is the main cast and Quentin on the red carpet. Too bad the King Of Cannes, Roman Polanski, couldn’t be with them to share in this special moment (he’s played by Rafal Zawierucha in the film). He was there in spirit though, his latest movie got a secret screening for buyers. You just can’t spell Cannes without Romannes. Ok, maybe you Cannes. Don’t worry, I’ll see myself out.
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