Kanye West Stepped Out With A Kim Kardashian Look-Alike At His “Donda 2” Listening Party
You’ll have to forgive Kanye West and his recent shenanigans. This is his first divorce and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do! And nowhere in the Divorce For Narcissistic Dummies book Marilyn Manson gifted him does it explicitly say not to pluck a juicy-assed Instagram model who looks remarkably like your estranged wife from obscurity, dress her up just like your ex and then bring her to a listening party at Nobu Malibu for your album that is guaranteed to not be ready on 2/22/22 as promised, no matter how cool that date sounds. So he’s really just out here improving and doing the best he can.
As we eagerly await Julia Fox’s next essay titled I Dated Kanye West And Drake And All I Got Was A Bunch Of Birkin Bags, Kanye’s picked himself up a new muse, 24-year-old model Chaney Jones. And we know this because last week she captioned “his muse” on a series of pictures of herself looking like so much like Kim Kardashian, you couldn’t blame North West if she mistakenly hopped in that lady’s lap and said, “momma, let’s do a TikTok.”
According to The Sun, Kanye and Chaney “spent time together at Soho House in Malibu last week”, before he brought her along to a listening party for Donda 2 last night at Nobu in Malibu. And perhaps in an attempt to make the front page of Awkward Family Photos, Kanye’s in-laws Kendall Jenner and Travis Scott were also in attendance. According to Page Six:
Kanye West was spotted partying Monday night at the same spot as Kendall Jenner and Travis Scott amid his increasingly bitter divorce from Kim Kardashian.
And while Kardashian was not there, a look-alike bizarrely dressed up as the reality star managed to make the guest list.
The get-together was a listening party for West’s upcoming album, “Donda 2,” at Nobu in Malibu, where Kendall, the younger sister of Kardashian, and Scott, the father of Kylie Jenner’s two children, were photographed arriving.
Later on, the group made their way over to celebrity hotspot The Nice Guy in Los Angeles, where Kendall, 26, continued partying.
Sending Kendall in to spy on Kanye is my favorite thing Kris Jenner has written so far this season. And it’s been a doozy! Here’s Kanye putting the big feet in Big Foot and Chaney putting the less in shameless.
We’ve heard nary a peep from allegedly reformed attention whore Julia about this development but I have a feeling Miss “Honey, I’ve dated billionaires my entire adult life,” can’t be too pleased that Kanye has a budget for a second muse who’s also willing to sit through an entire dinner wearing rubber gloves. Here’s her most recent Instagram post from just three days ago.
Oh, honey. Look at it this way, you’ll always have Paris.
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