A few years ago, it seemed like there was an underground cottage industry of conspiracy theorists who believed it was only a matter of time before Taylor Swift dumped whatever guy she was dating, announced she was in love with Karlie Kloss and they were getting married. If any of those conspiracy theorists still exist, they’re going to have to go back to the drawing board and re-write their theory to include a divorce lawyer. Because Karlie Kloss is now married to Joshua Kushner.
People magazine reports that after being engaged for just three months, 26-year-old Karlie and 33-year-old Josh became the Kloss-Kushners yesterday. Karlie confirmed the news herself by posting the above picture of herself in her custom-made Dior wedding dress and Josh in his tuxedo.Here’s another pic from a different angle:
Karlie Kloss Is Married! Supermodel Weds Joshua Kushner in Custom Dior Gown https://t.co/dQJYgJcuJM
— People (@people) October 19, 2018
It looks like they got married in a forest during a highway road trip rest stop, but People assures me that’s not what happened. Karlie and Josh got married in a Jewish ceremony (Karlie converted before they got engaged) in upstate New York with less than 80 people in attendance. A friend of both tells People: “The wedding was intimate and moving. The couple was beaming with happiness.”
Karlie and Josh have been together since 2012. She’s now officially related to Trump’s favorite strain of human bacteria, Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump. People doesn’t say if they were in attendance, but Karlie and Josh plan on having a larger post-wedding party for friends and loved ones in the spring. Ah, the spring – long after the midterm elections. Smart move. That way there will be no messy, awkward stare downs between Karlie’s sister-in-law Ivanka and her newly political best tall blonde friend Taylor Swift over a silver serving plate of salmon puffs.