Night Crumbs
After hearing about Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s wedding for what feels like six thousand years, they reportedly got a marriage license from the Johnston County District Court Clerk in Oklahoma on Tuesday. They have ten days to get married, so you just know that this Fourth of July weekend, Blake Shelton will do himself up in an American flag suit and stand under an altar of crushed beer cans as Gwen Stefani walks down the aisle in a camo wedding gown. So the loudest thing you’ll hear this weekend won’t be your neighbor’s fireworks. It’ll be me screaming “STUNT!” while still choosing to believe that Gwen Stefani has stayed with Blake Shelton for six years and is marrying him as part of a really long PR stunt to promote The Voice. I’m sticking with that! – Us Weekly
Amber Heard announced that she’s now a mother to a little baby girl who was born in April. Amber apparently used a surrogate after being told she’d never be able to carry a baby. Amber has named her new daughter Oonagh Paige Heard. Paige is after her late mother and Oonagh is after the “oooo naw” sound we all make when reading news about her and Johnny Depp’s legal fight. No, it’s an Irish name – Just Jared
The reports of Biz Markie’s death are greatly exaggerated…. but he is sadly still down and out and getting medical care – Complex
This Jolt movie starring Kate Beckinsale looks like a Wish.com version Crank that Charlize Theron passed on a million times – Pajiba
Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles have taken their everlasting love to Italy – Celebitchy
Serena Joy from Handmaid’s Tale is pregnant for real, for real – SOW
Nalgas: Nina Agdal wants you to see hers – Popoholic
Dua Lipa on the cover of Vanity Fair or a young Fran Fine serving understated naturalness? – OMG Blog
For why is Lady Gaga dressed like Justin Bieber in the Strawberry Shortcake universe? – Egotastic!
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