Category: Just Married
Jonathan Bennett Of “Mean Girls” Got Married To Jaymes Vaughn
Jonathan Bennett (Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls) and Jaymes Vaughn (a former Chippendale’s host who appeared on The Amazing Race) got married on Saturday! The destination wedding in Mexico was covered by People magazine, so brace yourself for cute pictures and quotes about love. And before you ask, NO. Lindsay Lohan was not in attendance. Weddings are already expensive enough, you think Jonathan and Jaymes wanted to burn another $5K on “trainwreck insurance”?
Jenny Slate Got Married In Her Living Room
Jenny Slate got married to her partner of three years, artist/writer/moustache-haver, Ben Shattuck. 39-year-old Jenny revealed the news in an interview with Marie Claire. She says that she and Ben, 37, got hitched in their living room on New Year’s Eve. The couple, who have a one-year-old daughter, Ida Lupine Shattuck, have been engaged since September 2019. This was Bennifer 3.0’s fourth attempt at a wedding; the first three got canceled cuz of COVID.
Former “Real Housewives of Orange County” Cast Member Meghan O’Toole King Is Marrying Joe Biden’s Nephew
If you’re a Real Housewives fan, you know Meghan O’Toole King (formerly known as Meghan King Edmonds), aka the legendary Detective MKE. Meghan was the brave O.C. Housewife who relentlessly investigated Vicki Gunvalson’s boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, eventually proving that he faked cancer. Meghan dug up Brooks’ medical records, phoned his exes, interviewed his doctors, and basically did so much research she’s only two credits shy of becoming a real-life cancer doctor. For that heroic nosiness, Meghan will always have a special place in my heart. Now, a couple years ago 37-year-old Meghan went through a messy divorce with 51-year-old retired baseball player/cheater, Jim Edmonds. But she’s since moved on, and today she is marrying Husband #3 (#1 was her college sweetheart), some long-haired hipster-looking dude named Cuffe Owens. Who also happens to be… President Joe Biden’s nephew? *confused Tim Allen grunt*
Lena Dunham Got Married Over The Weekend
Hunter Biden, Odell Beckham Jr., and Brad Pitt’s bottom lip can all rest easier tonight knowing that Lena Dunham is officially off the market. People reports that Lena married her musician boyfriend Luis Felber over the weekend. Two years ago, Lena packed up her (apparent) last remaining follically challenged animal-child (a rescue dog named Ingrid) and moved to Wales to mend a broken heart. And well, I guess it worked. Luis is an English-Peruvian musician, known professionally as Attawalpa, You Know, Lena Dunham’s Husband.
Lily Collins Got Married To Charlie McDowell Over The Weekend
Prepare for a wedding announcement that will surely sound like the result of playing a quick round of Celebrity Spawn Mad-Libs. Because almost everyone in this story is famous or famous-adjacent. There are even some famous names that will get dropped that have nothing to do with these notable nuptials. But here’s what you need to know right away: Emily in Paris’ Lily Collins, seen above in so much white lace your grandma’s living room windows would be jealous, got married over the weekend, and the man in the brown velvet sharing the “I do” duties is her fiancé of nearly a year, Charlie McDowell.
Emma Bunton Got Married To Jade Jones, Her Partner Of 21 Years
People has some news for us Spice Girls-stans! Unfortunately, Spice World 2 has yet to get the full green light, but there’s been a development in the life of one Baby Spice AKA Emma Bunton. The 45-year-old eternal baby got married to her long-time partner, 42-year-old Jade Jones, making her the first baby bride that I’m not upset about.