Category: Janet Jackson
Justice Is Served: Janet Jackson’s Brothers Have Accepted Justin Timberlake’s Apology
Finally some great news! We can all go back to liking Justin Timberlake. His apology to Janet Jackson for “contributing to the problem” has been accepted! Time to move forward and put that ugly business behind us once and for all. While Janet hasn’t said shit about it, her brothers Tito, Marlon, and Jackie Jackson told Andy Cohen they have graciously accepted Justin’s apology. That means getting to the theater early to get good seats as soon as Trolls 3 opens! As much as I love going to the movies, I’m going to save my first post-vaccine visit to see the now absolved Justin dance his furry little butt off! It’s what Tito would want.
A Stylist Claims Justin Timberlake Set Up Janet Jackson At The Super Bowl To One-Up Britney Spears
I think many can agree that Janet Jackson was done dirty after Justin Timberlake closed out the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show by ripping off her detachable titty cover and exposing her right boob. A few months ago, Justin finally clued in and realized that he was arguably the villain during that Super Bowl moment, and publicly acknowledged that Janet deserved an apology. He never said what he was apologizing for, and if he was looking for a reason to issue a follow-up statement, well – maybe he can reference some recent comments made by Janet’s then-stylist. Because according to stylist Wayne Scot Lukas, Justin allegedly pushed for a “wardrobe malfunction” because he wanted to upstage all the attention and publicity Britney Spears got six months earlier for kissing Madonna at the MTV VMAs. Justin Timberlake? Being jealous of a woman’s attention and feeling the need to one-up her in the most obnoxious way? That definitely doesn’t sound like something Justin Timberlake would do.
Justin Timberlake Issued An Apology To Britney Spears And Janet Jackson
Justin Timberlake waited until he was good and rich (and had a movie to promote) before hopping on his Notes App and banging out a public apology to Britney Spears and Janet Jackson for times he “contributed to the problem.” What problem? Unclear. His publicist needed it done like yesterday, so no time for specifics this round. But in the apology that Justin recently posted on Instagram, he promises to do better. And considering how low the bar is for Justin, he could just mean next time he’ll pick a fun font for his next apology which should be for his crimes against fashion (1995-present).
Open Post: Hosted By A “Jeopardy!” Contestant Confusing Janet Jackson With Ariana Grande
Methinks the contestants on Jeopardy! need to brush up on their pop culture knowledge because this is absolutely loco. This week, a contestant mistook the Zulu warrior chief, Shaka Zulu, for Grammy-winning icon, Chaka Khan. And on last night’s episode, a different contestant confused two living pop stars who are both fairly recognizable. One of them being a superstar member of the Jackson family and black person, and the other being a yodeling bronzer addict. Are they similar looking? Maybe if you’re half-blind and have no real understanding of who Janet Jackson and Ariana Grande are. So what I’m saying is that this dude needs to get himself to a Lens Crafters.
HBO’s “Leaving Neverland” Is Reportedly The Reason Why Janet Jackson Didn’t Perform At The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony
The “Michael Jackson was an evil child molester” documentary Leaving Neverland continues to leave blank stares and head shakes from deeply disturbed viewers, ill-advised lawsuits, the removal of Thriller from people’s Spotify favorites, and just plain ole’ uncomfortable mess in its cringey wake. Variety claims that Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee and MJ’s sister Janet Jackson allegedly didn’t perform at last night’s ceremony because of the documentary sharing a network (HBO) with an upcoming Rock and Roll Hall of Fame special.
Open Post: Hosted By Janet Jackson’s Reworked Glastonbury Festival Poster
Nobody puts Janet Jackson in a corner unless it means she’s the first mention of a long-ass list of music acts for the UK’s version of Coachella. It’s that time of year when all your insufferable friends post to Instagram of the music fests they’re buying tickets to in order to wear coochie cutters. The Glastonbury lineup was released, and The Killers and The Cure are the leading headliners followed by Stormzy, Kylie Minogue (going by her first name only just to rub it in Kyie Jenner’s failed legal action face), and THEN Janet Jackson. I’m sure Janet can handle playing caboose to Kylie but not those others! She released her own poster, and it brings Miss Nasty to first place.