Category: James Corden
James Corden Announces That He’s Leaving “The Late Late Show” In 2023
It looks like the streets of Los Angeles will be safe once more. You know, if your definition of “safe” is not receiving a profound hearing loss diagnosis after getting stuck in traffic behind James Corden and some famous person screaming karaoke songs in an SUV. James Corden has been hosting The Late Late Show since 2015, and he revealed during yesterday’s show that after an eight-year run, he has decided to be done. James’ last show as the host of The Late Late Show will happen around this time next year.
James Corden Is The Latest Late-Night Host To Get COVID-19
A ton of celebrities are COVID-19 positive these days, but not because they were at one of Jeff Lewis‘ superspreader events. People says that Hugh Jackman, Whoopi Goldberg, Debra Messing, LL Cool J, and Jessie J have all tested positive for Coronavirus recently. And it’s really hit the late-night circuit too, as hosts of the big-name late shows are dropping like flies. Jimmy Fallon recently had COVID, Seth Meyers just announced he has COVID, and now James Corden has also got COVID. I hope he doesn’t have a fever, but I’m sure if James gets one he’ll be fine since he starred in Netflix’s fever dream, Prom, and will be used to the hallucinatory imagery. Continue reading
Adele Did Vogue’s “73 Questions” And Showed Off A Wad Of Celine Dion’s Used Chewing Gum
Nobody is ever going to accuse Adele of not doing enough to promote her 4th studio album, 30. In addition to appearing on both the British and American covers, Adele did the 73 Questions thing for Vogue and even though he wasn’t anywhere in the vicinity (as far as we know, he might have been lurking in the bushes wearing that horny mouse costume), James Corden still managed to wriggle his way into the spotlight! Adele says that James, who is a producer on her upcoming concert special for CBS, gifted her with her most prized possession — a piece of Celine Dion’s ABC gum, framed, that he had her spit into a piece of paper after she appeared on Carpool Karaoke. Adele showed off the gift about 70 questions in, just as I had been lulled into passivity by her low, dulcet voice and languid, slow-blinking eyelashes. Took me right out of it, almost as if a giant mouse jumped out in front of my car and started humping my side mirror.
Kate Beckinsale Ended Up In The Hospital After She Injured Herself While Trying To Put On Leggings
Last month Kate Beckinsale was rushed to the ER after fucking up her back in a Las Vegas hotel room. 48-year-old Kate had been in town for about a week shooting the movie Prisoner’s Daughter. Kate has since healed, and last night she went on The Late Late Show With James Corden to explain what happened. Kate reveals that she injured herself while putting on leggings and that the pain was worse than childbirth. Whoa, so random! My money was on trying to lick her crotch like a pussy.
CBS Will Air An Adele Concert Special And Oprah Interview Ahead Of The Release Of “30”
After having been through a divorce, I think a lot of people are counting on Adele to make them feel something, anything, other than the abject terror and grief that’s marked the past couple of years. At this point, a little good old-fashioned conventional heartbreak comes as a relief. And Adele is poised to deliver with her latest album 30, the first single of which, Easy on Me, is already being practiced by sad drunks in the mirror who are ready to absolutely kill it the minute karaoke comes back. And by “kill it” I mean send everybody in the joint who came for a good time to the bathroom and then to the bar to get another drink. In the meantime, the sad drunks can get their fix with an upcoming prime-time concert special and exclusive interview with Oprah Winfrey. So sad drunks rejoice! Shit’s about to get melancholic as fuck.
Mayim Bialik Says Neil Patrick Harris Stopped Being Friends With Her Because She Refused To Give Him A Standing Ovation For “Rent”
Interim Jeopardy! host Mayim Bialik recently spoke with James Cordon – hey where are you going!?! Come back, I have to tell you about Neil Patrick Harris in the musical Rent! Great. Well, I’ll tell you three then. Mayim appeared on The Late Late Show where was interrogated by an aghast James about her aversion to musical theater, something that apparently predates her being screeched at by a self-indulgent hairless cat. She can’t stand it! So much so, that she threw away a friendship with NPH because she couldn’t bring herself to stand for him during a standing ovation after a 1997 production of Rent, and he apparently couldn’t stand for the disrespect.