Category: Haunted Houses
Kanye West Bought A Concrete House In Mailbu For $57 Million
We were this close to having Kanye West move to an island in Japan but alas, it looks like he’s staying stateside and has just dropped $57.3 million on a house in Malibu designed by renowned Japanese architect Tadao Ando known for “critical regionalism” design. Dirt reports that ever since Kanye visited Naoshima, Japan’s “art island,” he’s been “obsessed with the place,” and that owning a Tadao Andro is the next best thing. So now he owns a concrete bunker on a busy street in Malibu penned in by neighbors who are close enough to high-five through the kitchen window. But hey, at least it’s on the beach and Kanye can use his latex gimp suit as a wetsuit if he ever decides to take up surfing. Hope remembers to unzip the mouth!
Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Show Off Their “Sustainable Farmhouse” In Architectural Digest
Everybody knows how chill and normal Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are, it’s really so obvious. From their vow to not give their kids trust funds, to their fun and breezy way of dealing with the tabloids, these two are worlds apart from your typical, shallow Hollywood elite. In fact, Ashton and Mila are so down to earth that instead of buying a tacky, oversized soulless mansion, they built their own tacky, oversized soulless “sustainable farmhouse” complete with an “entertainment barn” designed specifically to house their enormous crystal chandelier. #goals for sure, but also #relatable since there’s nothing stopping you from calling your George Foreman Grill a “freestanding barbecue pavilion.” You’re just not going to get the cover of Architectural Digest.
Kim Kardashian Will Keep The House In Her Split From Kanye West
Not that it comes as a surprise but TMZ reports that Kim Kardashian will be getting the haunted mausoleum in the divorce. Even though her soon-to-be ex-husband Kanye West designed the Hidden Hills mansion, Kim’s going to keep living there for the sake of the kids. Because as everyone knows, kids fucking love stark, hollow monuments to capitalism where the floors and walls are so fragile they’re apt to crumble to dust if you look at them with too much vigor let alone touch them with peanut butter & jelly fingers.
Bella Thorne’s Not-So-Funhouse Is On The Market For $2.55 Million
The global sage market is in turmoil with the news that Bella Thorne’s Trippy Twins Fun House in Sherman Oaks, California, has hit the market at $2.55 million. Desperate potential buys have been seen rushing to the desert with canvas sacks and scythes as Big Sage does what it can to corner the market. Shit, I’ve even heard that people are shoplifting poultry seasoning off the shelves of every Safeway, Kroger’s and Whole Foods this side of the Mississippi to get their hands on the stuff. That’s how much sage will need to be burned in order to expel the cracked out demons living within the walls of 5044 Fulton Ave.
Kim Kardashian Gave A Tour Of Her Kids’ Playroom
From Donda’s House to The While House, the Kardashian-West’s really know how to make an impact. Between Kanye abandoning the charity he built in his mother’s name, and Kim playing the second coming of Harriet Tubman in the new CBS crime procedural Legal Mindz, no house is immune to the special charms of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, least of all their own haunted mausoleum.
Kim has given us a peek behind the curtains (so to speak, they don’t have any) into the private sanctuary where the floors are made from imported Belgian plaster made from the ground bones of St Sixtusian monks (it’s possible!), the sinks work in reverse (I told you it was haunted!), the refrigerator contains the the bounty of their properties’ abundant “vegetable trees”, and where even Kenny G has to take his shoes off before entering. It’s not surprising people have labeled Kim and Kanye’s house as “not kid friendly.” Not so, says Kim! According to Marie Claire, Kim recently gave a tour of her kids’ play room in an Instagram story and to everyone’s surprise, it’s not located off-site in one of Kanye’s Star Wars huts. It’s in the actual house!
The “Eclectic” Beverly Hills Mansion Of Dr. Phil’s Son Is On The Market
Having a rich and famous dad like Dr. Phil can buy you a whole lot of things such as a career as a musician complete with a slot opening for the Jonas Brothers, exotic cars, exotic pets, access to private jets, an Elon Musk brand flamethrower, and a $6 million mansion in Beverly Hills. But unfortunately for Dr. Phil’s son Jordan McGraw, it can’t buy you taste. According to CNN, the aforementioned mansion is currently listed for sale at $5.75 million, and its decor could best be described as Nepotism Amok.