Category: Haunted Houses
A New Show That Mixes True Crime And House Flipping Is Coming
Deadline reports that a new house flipping show is coming our way, but since house flipping shows are a dime a dozen, this one is throwing in some true crime. Because if your show doesn’t have some true crime in it, why does it even exist?! Murder House Flip coming from one of the guys who worked on CSI, so get ready to watch as contractors get haunted by the spirits of stabbing victims while getting measurements for the new granite countertop!
Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Have To Fly A Crew In From Europe To Maintain Their Floors
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s haunted mausoleum is apparently a real bitch to keep clean. Sure the ectoplasm and satanic pea soup sputum is pretty easy to wipe down, but the wear and tear on their floors from all the ghosts dragging their chains up and down those cavernous hallways is a real problem. According to People, Kim and Kanye’s floors are made from Belgian plaster (which the Kardashian-Wests probably have specially ground from the bones of poor people harvested from a pauper’s cemetery outside of Ghent) which requires expert maintenance. If one of the children inadvertently touches the floor after falling from the special floor protecting catwalk (kid-friendly scaffolding installed around the home’s interior perimeter) Kim and Kanye have to fly in a crew of craftsmen from Europe to remove any scuffs.
Demi Lovato Is Selling The House She OD’d In, And Her Dealer Won’t Be Investigated
8080 Laurel View Drive could be yours for the fire sale price of just $9.49 million. It’s Demi Lovato‘s house where she overdosed, so while it’s not exactly haunted per se, there’s plenty bad juju floating around the baseboards. According to Variety, Demi’s reasonably decided not to return to the house she almost died in and that still probably reeks of patchouli scented Axe body spray and parental disappointment from the time her sleazeball dealer spent there.