Category: Cribs
Bella Thorne’s Not-So-Funhouse Is On The Market For $2.55 Million
The global sage market is in turmoil with the news that Bella Thorne’s Trippy Twins Fun House in Sherman Oaks, California, has hit the market at $2.55 million. Desperate potential buys have been seen rushing to the desert with canvas sacks and scythes as Big Sage does what it can to corner the market. Shit, I’ve even heard that people are shoplifting poultry seasoning off the shelves of every Safeway, Kroger’s and Whole Foods this side of the Mississippi to get their hands on the stuff. That’s how much sage will need to be burned in order to expel the cracked out demons living within the walls of 5044 Fulton Ave.
Open Post: Hosted By Papa John’s Extremely Modest And Tasteful Home
Papa John’s founder, John Schnatter, has been stuck at home and so he decided that he shouldn’t be the only one to experience his amazing and beautiful sprawling castle-like mansion and so he shared it with us. Dubbed “Papa Castle”, the gigantic property in Louisville, Kentucky features all the standards of a royal abode. It’s way too big, it has a moat, and it has a clock statue of two eagles fucking. Welcome to Lifestyles Of The Rich And Trashy.
Bella Thorne Is Selling Guided Tours Of Her Very Special Home
Ah, Hollywood – land of dreams, glamour and glitz, and all those things. Well, OK, Sherman Oaks but who’s counting. If the siren song of the west calls your name, I’ve got exciting news for you. For a small fee, even you, a lowly nobody with 23 Instagram followers, can taste the exciting world of the Troll doll crack den that is The Trippy Twins Fun House, owned by Bella Thorne. It’s totally tricked out and Instagram ready, and guided tours are available for just $50. That’s less than the price of a (recommended) Hep C vaccine! According to Page Six, the house is also available to rent for parties, photo shoots, or as a film location if your movie is called The Candy Land Murder House.