Kim Kardashian Gave A Tour Of Her Kids’ Playroom
From Donda’s House to The While House, the Kardashian-West’s really know how to make an impact. Between Kanye abandoning the charity he built in his mother’s name, and Kim playing the second coming of Harriet Tubman in the new CBS crime procedural Legal Mindz, no house is immune to the special charms of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, least of all their own haunted mausoleum.
Kim has given us a peek behind the curtains (so to speak, they don’t have any) into the private sanctuary where the floors are made from imported Belgian plaster made from the ground bones of St Sixtusian monks (it’s possible!), the sinks work in reverse (I told you it was haunted!), the refrigerator contains the the bounty of their properties’ abundant “vegetable trees”, and where even Kenny G has to take his shoes off before entering. It’s not surprising people have labeled Kim and Kanye’s house as “not kid friendly.” Not so, says Kim! According to Marie Claire, Kim recently gave a tour of her kids’ play room in an Instagram story and to everyone’s surprise, it’s not located off-site in one of Kanye’s Star Wars huts. It’s in the actual house!
Marie Claire reports:
She explained she was “cleaning up for the night” and that she was sharing the playroom because “you guys always say my house is so minimal.” She then goes on to prove us all how very, very wrong we all are. There’s a stage, where the kids have a band and instruments, and a projector for them to watch movies. Each kid has a devoted section with their own toys, including Chicago’s ice cream parlor and “working” grocery store (you can ring some of the many, many food items up and sign to pay for them), with shopping carts, play washer/dryer, and kitchen, and finally a separate section for their homework (an entire bookshelf filled with educational stuff). “So there you have it, people—there’s color!” Oh yea and then she shared a massive closet that’s filled with arts and crafts and costumes and shoes. Good lord.
Nina Garcia, did you write that last line?! Here’s the virtual tour.
A tour of the kids Playroom in Kim & Kanye’s Home. pic.twitter.com/AE91SSXSK3
— KKW MAFIA (@KKWMAFIA) February 13, 2020
I feel like the kids probably have to pass through a facial recognition portal before entering the Playroom Simulation. Give those children carpets and soft furnishings! And I’m sorry, 12 books organized by color placed on a shelf too high for the kids to reach does not warrant a brag. Also, why do all of their Muppets have x’ed out dead eyes. These poor kids. Anyway, that’s how these people live. And here’s this just because.
Please nobody tell them how this looks.
Pic: Twitter