Night Crumbs

April 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West let Vogue into their house and it looks like a mausoleum, which makes sense and works since they’re dead inside. But what I really noticed is that Kim walks backwards a lot in this video, which means she’s a demon or just had her ass re-inflated and rotated and it wasn’t quite ready for the cameras yet. Or both! – Jezebel

Chris Pine is struttin’ that suburban tennis daddy ass while looking like he just saw something that caused him to bust out a, “Well, I do declare!” – Lainey Gossip

Years of playing crazies has led to Kate McKinnon to playing the crazy craziest of them all in a Hulu series – Just Jared

Rachel Dratch, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, and Ana Gasteyer are all in a movie that takes place in California wine country, and I’m ready for it, but I can’t help but picture Molly Shannon waiting at San Francisco International Airport for them to pick her ass up! – Pajiba

Lily Collins looks like a ghost from 1989 – Popoholic

And Sarah Hyland looks like my mom circa 1986 after suffering through an Ogilvie home perm gone wrong – Drunken Stepfather

San Jose City Council plans to gay up the Chick-Fil-A at their airport – Towleroad

Aaaaand I still would – SOW

Um, who doesn’t carry a sword while walking their dog? – Celebitchy

Pic: Vogue

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