Open Post: Hosted By Kid Cudi Looking To Hire A Professional Blunt Roller
Complex says that a new job has become available, but you won’t find it on LinkedIn. Kid Cudi has taken to Twitter to post a new job opening on his staff. It’s an assistant of sorts but you’d be tasked with assisting with one thing in particular: getting Kid Cudi stoned AF! He’s looking for a professional blunt roller to help him with his day-to-day marijuana rolling. I mean… with this job market, why do we even have college anymore? Although to be fair, I did learn how to roll a joint in college… So I guess the classes just need an update. Time for Blunt Rolling 101![/caption]
Kid Cudi has dealt with depression in the past, but he seems to have been doing well these days, which may be thanks to a little T.L.C. and THC. He posted to Twitter telling his followers and anyone else looking for a job that he’s hiring. If you are the coolest stoner at the party rolling up doobies in the corner, this is the job for you!
I need a professional blunt roller in LA. Hit @Shift_leader06 w resume. Serious inquires only!! 🥰✌🏾❤️
— The Chosen One (@KidCudi) August 15, 2021
One of Marijuana’s official spokespeople, Snoop Dogg, has previously talked about having a full-time blunt roller on staff. Snoop said on The Howard Stern Show that his own blunt roller earns a salary of $40,000 to $50,000 a year. Kid Cudi hasn’t released a pay expectation for his own blunt roller.
I wonder what these applicants’ resumés will look like. “Skills: Rolling papers into cylinders, Grinding dried leaves in a special device, Grinder cleaning, and maintenance, Bong cleaning and maintenance, Pipe cleaning and maintenance.” …Holy shit… that could be my resumé!
I hope that Kid Cudi picks the right person for this job–a lot of people are looking for work in this pandemic. It would be nice for someone to get to tell the government: “Actually, I don’t need unemployment anymore, I’m going to roll weed for Kid Cudi.”