It’s been a delightful minute since we’ve heard much about Kylie Jenner (even though sister Kim Kardashian’s attention-seeking ass more than makes up for her) except that Rihanna dethroned her as the youngest self-made American female billionaire and she and boyfriend Travis Scott still haven’t revealed the replacement name of their infant, formerly known as “Wolf Webster.” Kylie’s Instagram mostly consists of uncandid pics of her generously stuffed lips and ass posing in expensive outfits that only a “billionaire” could love, or trying to hawk Kylie Cosmetics; since The Karjenners are rich as hell, I assumed that they have a photographer on their payroll who follows them around to photograph them whenever they want to fulfill their quest for likes and attention. It turns out that “stars, they’re just like us!” and Kylie just gets Travis to snap pics of her sometimes, but apparently in his most recent assignment, putting down whatever he happened to be smoking at the time to get the perfect shot was too much to ask. Kylie still ended up posting the pics but seemed annoyed about Travis’ smoke being visible in them.
Today is April 20, AKA 4/20, AKA smoke ’em if you got ’em! Last night Leslie Jordan took to Instagram to share his views on “International Pot Day.” 66-year-old Leslie claims he doesn’t actually smoke pot, because it makes him socially awkward: “I don’t even know what to do with my arms or my hands.” But our beloved Hot Slut of 2020 still took the time to bless us with the tale of his first time smoking weed.
In a shocking turn of events, Keith Richards is no longer a smoker. 78-year-old Keith revealed the news in a recent interview with CBS Sunday Morning. Keith says that he quietly quit two years ago, after 55 straight years of ciggie-suckin’. A reminder that, back in 2018, he announced he’d essentially given up drinking (save for the occasional glass of wine or pint of beer). He also quit cocaine in 2006 and heroin in 1978. Which means Keith Richards is… straight edge?! Great, yet another sign of the Apocalypse.
Christina Haack Of HGTV’s “Flip Or Flop” Revealed She Cured Her Anxiety By Smoking Psychedelic Toad Venom
Christina Haack, the HGTV star formerly known as Christina Anstead/Christina El Moussa, split from second husband Ant Anstead last fall. Their divorce was finalized a few weeks ago, and now he’s dating Renée Zellweger. Rather than do the boohoo over her ex banging a double Oscar-winner, Christina has moved on to Austin-based realtor Joshua Hall. They went Instagram official yesterday, and soon after Christina posted a small novel explaining the origins of their romance. She writes that, yep, she’s in yet another relationship, but she met Josh when she was in a really good place this past spring. Christina says that she took time off social media, hired a spiritual coach, and reset her brain by smoking psychedelic Bufo toad venom. Wait, what was that last one??
Willie Nelson is 87 years old and just released his 71st solo album since 1962. Whoa… that’s 1.2 albums a year for almost 60 years! And they say marijuana makes you lazy. In a new interview with The Daily Beast, Willie discussed getting the COVID vaccine, missing live performances, and how he once out-smoked Snoop Dogg. Wow. The reeeeal Fight of the Century!
Yesterday, Miley Cyrus celebrated the 10th anniversary of her OH SO SHOCKING bong-smoking moment from when she was 18. The infamous bong incident sparked a big controversy for Miley which had her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, commenting on Twitter and Miley apologizing up and down for disappointing her fans. Honestly, it made me a fan of hers. Well, Miley is celebrating and a girl who was at the party spilled some tea from the event all these years later.