Category: Golden Showers
Yung Miami Says She And Diddy Are No Longer Together
Even though Sean “Diddy” Combs said he was “dating” Caresha “Yung Miami” Brownlee, but also “single” last year when he guested on her show, Caresha Please; it appears as though he’s now SINGLE single, because she confirmed that they’re no longer together and are now just “good friends.” This is truly shocking; because the whole situationship totally seemed destined for longevity back when Yung was Twitter-fighting with OnlyFans models over Diddy, and then he came through with a backdoor baby and had to defend her honor against taunts of her being his “side chick.”
“Pee Diddy” Is Trending After Diddy’s “Girlfriend” Yung Miami Revealed On Her Show That She Likes Golden Showers
Diddy’s a man after Nick Cannon’s “consensual non-monogamous” heart; he just added a surprise baby to his already large family with a woman named Dana Tran while being “single,” but somehow is also “dating” rapper, Caresha “Yung Miami” Brownlee. It’s all very cryptic, but what probably isn’t cryptic is the signal Diddy’s sending here with his Flagyl-piss yellow leather matching toddler outfit–because Yung Miami just revealed on her show Caresha Please that she loves a good old-fashioned pee pee shower. And because it seems like she’s more into Diddy than Diddy’s into her, everyone put two and two together to deduce that Diddy’s the one golden showering her, which caused “Pee Diddy” to take Twitter by storm.
Kanye West’s Wyoming Ranch Will Include A “Urine Garden”
Last fall, hordes of life-long Wyomingites uprooted their lives and fled the state when they heard the news that Kanye West purchased a massive ranch near the town of Cody. Like, haven’t they suffered enough? RuPaul’s fracking on their precious land, and now this? Kanye is constructing a huge ampitheatre where he can hold his Sunday Services. He’s also building his Yeezy fashion headquarters.
Kanye was interviewed for this month’s issue of WSJ Magazine. In addition to spouting dumbassery about his struggle as a black Trump supporter, he also delved into his plans for the Wyoming “compound”. It will feature “a series of seven dome-shaped rooms to be part of a closed-loop ecology for energy and water capture”, and some more eco-friendly/crazy rich person shit…
That’s Jennifer Lawrence Pissing Behind Her Mom, Because Duh!
Jennifer Lawrence is out there pimping another movie, so you know what that means? It’s time for another round of Jennifer Lawrence ass burping up quirky tales of her puking and pissing antics. JLaw telling piss stories while promoting Passengers is actually pretty fitting, because according to early reviews, that shit should be flushed and forgotten.
Fresh off from telling the offensive story about how her ass destroyed sacred rocks in Hawaii, JLaw was on The Late Late Show with James Corden on Tuesday night, and while sitting next to alleged Uber driver slapper T.J. Miller, she told an OMGSORELATABLEOMG that’s only relatable to dogs, Bear Grylls and uncouth babies. JLaw’s friends should maybe get her a Fisher-Price Fun To Learn Potty for Christmas, because it seems like she’s pissing everywhere except a toilet (see: Jennifer Lawrence Pisses In Sinks and this post).
The Time Drake Got Pissed On At A Movie Theater
In case you’re not up on the saddest beef to hit the Internet since (NSFW) Shia LaBeouf’s peen, Drake and Meek Mill are warring, because Meek accused Drake of using ghostwriters and Drake said that Meek needs to change his occupation title to “Nicki Minaj’s coattail surfer.”
Drake has already put out two diss tracks about this feud and last night, Meek Mill finally responded with his own diss track and well… It says everything when the burns made by a porn company, a fast food chain and my favorite Canadian politician about the diss track are better than the burns in said diss track. But in Meek’s Drake diss song titled “Wanna Know,” he spits out a line about how Wheelchair Jimmy took a shower under a golden stream at a movie theater once. The line goes:
“You let Tip homie piss on you in a movie theater, nigga, we ain’t forget.“
TMZ got to the bottom of that line and found out that it really did happen. They say that back in 2010, Drake went to a private screening of the movie Takers starring T.I., Paul Walker, Idris Elba and Matt Dillon. About 30 minutes into the movie, Drake and one of T.I.’s childhood friends got into a fight over seats. They were all drunk, of course. The fight ended when T.I.’s friend pulled out his dick and made it rain golden showers all over Drake. Drake jumped up and ran out of the screening while screaming “motherfucker.” I guess the piss is mightier than the fist sometimes.
But rap mogul Julia Beverly has a slightly different story. She heard that T.I.’s friend was plastered and took a piss in the aisle. Some of the piss splashed on Drake and he didn’t react.
Whatever the case may be, Drake better expect a movie invitation from R. Kelly and T.I.’s friend better expect the same from Kim Kartrashian. And this story didn’t really faze me, because I’ve been to a gay porn theater once or twice, so I’ve seen a lot more than piss shoot across an aisle. You gotta show up in a goddamn rain slicker.
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Michael Phelps Loves To Get Pissed On While Wearing Lady Panties, So Says A Craigslist Dominatrix
This is the world we live in now. A trick can’t happily get pissed on while wearing lady chonies without worrying about the pisser spilling his fetishes to The National Enquirer for a quick check. Somebody needs to add “Do Not Piss and Tell” under “Do Not Kiss and Tell” in the Ho Code.
According to the bastion of truthfulness called The National Enquirer, Michael Phelps would win more gold medals if golden showers was an Olympic sport. Actually, that’s not totally true. He’d be lucky to win silver if Kim Kartrashian competed. Anyway, a Craigslist dominatrix claims that in February 2013, Poseidon’s son contacted her after seeing her ad and agreed to give her a $900 “donation” to come over to his NYC hotel room with a fully loaded bladder. Yup, apparently, he’s really into water sports.