Kanye West Had To Hault The Construction Of His Amphitheatre In Wyoming
TMZ says that the Greatest Christian Artiste God Ever Created Anointed By Jesus Himself has been put on hold by City Planning. Apparently that huge ranch of his is going to be the home of Kanye’s Kult, and he’s planning to build a 70,000+ square foot amphitheater to spout his sermons. The end of times are here, people. Kanye West is about to form a Khristian Kanye Kompound and the only thing holding him back is Wyoming’s version of Parks & Recreation.
The Park County Wyoming Planner, Joy Hill says that Kanye West needs to chill out. He had submitted to the city documents for a permit to build a ginormous 70,684 square foot amphitheater on the property of his even more gigantic Monster Lake Ranch. The ranch where construction crews were already moving around tons of dirt to lay the foundation for God’s light to be blasphemed while Kanye continues to rake in millions of dollars for his soulful “insight”.
Kanye West Ordered to Stop Construction in Wyoming https://t.co/OC9AHbg3Mk
— TMZ (@TMZ) November 21, 2019
TMZ hears that Kanye’s crew had to stop moving around large amounts of dirt until the permit was cleared. County officials visited the site and told them as much. They came back and guess what? Those assholes were still moving dirt! They just kept on doing it, and so they were shut down.
Kanye was also about to propose building a meditation space. It was on the agenda at a meeting Tuesday with the Park County Planning and Zoning Commission, but just a few hours before the meeting, Kanye’s people told the commission he was changing his mind and the building was going to be residential use. Obviously there are different rules for that. Wyoming’s Leslie Knope ain’t strupid.
Sources tell TMZ that Kanye will be receiving a formal letter from the County ordering him to end construction, and he has to submit a new building permit application.
Kanye will just have to wait for a place to have his worshippers chant his name until Kris Jenner becomes so powerful from the display of pure, unbridled idolatry that she combusts and opens up the doorway to Inferno releasing the winged minions of evil into the skies and triggering a nuclear blast. The only things to survive the energy waves will be cockroaches and Kanye West’s hideous fucking shoes.
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