There’s A New Trailer For “Fast And Furious 9”
One of the most confusing things to me about movie trailers these days is the need to show everything that happens in the movie. Why am I watching it then? Enter: Fast And The Furious 9. The movie was pushed back, like everything else, because of coronavirus, but is coming out on June 25. It stars Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, and John Cena who will play the villain brother of Vin and Jordana’s characters. The newest trailer is a whopping three minutes long and shows off so many car stunts I don’t know what the shit they have left. But it’s Fast and Furious and there are two more movies coming, so I’m sure they’ll think of more some gravity and velocity-defying nonsense.
The Fast and Furious franchise is expected to come to an end with the 11th movie. And Vin stuck the tip in a couple of days ago by teasing that the trailer for his latest artistic baby was coming soon:
The trailer was released today and it pretty much gives the whole movie away. Like full plot points. The villain is revealed as Vin’s brother. Vin gets help from his former enemy, Helen Mirren. John Cena kikis with Vin’s other enemy Charlize Theron. There’s the return of an allegedly dead character. There are fight scenes. There are exotic locales. It’s every Fast and Furious movie literally ever, so Vin Diesel is really extending the movie universe to serve us nothing new. Here’s the full trailer:
Okay for real, these car stunts are out of control. The collateral damage? Remember when they destroyed Brazil in the fifth one? Like literally, all of it? Now they’re just sucking shit up with giant magnets??? There’s no way these motherfuckers qualify for GEICO.
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