Category: Fast And The Furious
Jennifer Aniston Is A Fan Of Intermittent Fasting And Celery Juice
The woman who #IgnitedInstagram with her daring and innovative take on the venerated art of The Group Selfie, is out here pushing boundaries and blowing wigs off noggins by giving us a candid peek into what makes her tick. The firebrand in question is Jennifer Aniston, and the juice that fuels her creative spirit is celery. Jen divulged her morning routine to Radiotimes.com (via CNBC), and if, as I suspect, it includes walking around her mansion naked while smoking a blunt, she left that part out.
Looks Like Tyrese Still Isn’t Over His Feud With The Rock
Somehow, I think Tyrese is still under the very wrong impression that Instagram is going to pay him by the word. Hobbs & Shaw, the Fast & Furious spinoff that caused Tyrese’s brain to burn itself out doing donuts inside his skull pan, opened this weekend and had the lowest opening box office of any F&F movie thus far. According to Variety, it still made plenty of bank ($60 million domestically) and easily met expectations for a franchise spin off. But don’t try to tell Tyrese it wasn’t a flop because it might hurt his feelings. He’s clearly still not over his feud with The Rock and he used Hobbs & Shaw’s performance as an excuse to gloat.
Charlize Theron And Helen Mirren Are Returning For “Fast & Furious 9”
Deadline says that all of us Helen Mirren stans can get hyped because the Dame herself is going to be back for more Fast & The Furious madness. And she will be joined by previous villainess of the franchise, Charlize Theron who has been announced to also be coming back for the ninth installment. These two Oscar winners coming back? Dave Bautista will have to come around now!
Michelle Rodriguez Is Doing The Ninth “Fast & Furious” Movie
It’s been a few years since we had a Fast & Furious movie causing a spike in crashes as people left the theatres amped up on all the adrenaline of watching Vin Diesel drive cars in impossible scenarios. The Fate Of The Furious came out all the way in 2017, with another already scheduled to be out May 2020. Back in 2017, Michelle Rodriguez got kind of slappy at the franchise, saying it wasn’t great with women. She was thinking of leaving the franchise. We were just waiting to see if they decided to let her so they could hire some hot new twenty-something of varying ethnic background to replace her and pay the actress much less. But the verdict is in and it looks like some meninists will be pressed because Michelle is staying in the movie and she’s bringing in the series’ first female screenwriter, too.
Miranda Lambert Got Surprise Married To Her NYPD Boyfriend Of A Few Months
Well I’ll be a corn shucker’s silver dollar pancake! Last week boot scootin’ salad tosser Miranda Lambert went and surprised us all (not really) by throwing some lettuce on a stranger in a steak restaurant. Not that Miranda needs an excuse to toss a salad in public whenever she feels like it, but now we know the real reason why she did it! Miranda was just releasing some pre-wedding jitters. That’s right, Miranda has gone and surprised us all again (not really) by getting secret married to her new boyfriend of a few minutes.
The Trailer For “The Fast & Furious” Spinoff Is Out
I’m not sure why they call this a spinoff when it looks, literally, like ALL of the other damn Fast and Furious movies. Perhaps making it a spinoff takes the pressure away from having to remember exactly which number they’re in with the franchise (I think this one would be called The Fast & Furious 1,000 or something like that.) Whatever, there’s a new one coming out this summer called Hobbs & Shaw starring human statue Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Jason Statham, and Idris Elba as a ghost.