Category: Donda
Kanye West Set Up A Countdown Clock For The Release Of “Donda” In His Room At The Stadium
Kanye West has swapped the L’eggs out for a full-body Balenciaga spiked gimp suit so you know what that means! If the basement bunker is a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’ because there’s some Mens At Work! Kanye set up a countdown clock above his cot in his sports stadium basement cell as he puts the finishing touches on his long-overdue 10th studio album Donda. That means that at midnight tonight, either Donda will be released on Apple Music, or the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta will explode. Buahaha! Who says a Christian Genius Billionaire can’t also be an EVIL Christian Genius Billionaire.
Kanye West Has Hired A Private Chef While Working On “Donda” And Living At The Mercedes-Benz Stadium
There’s a lot going on surrounding Kanye West‘s postponed release of Donda, except the actual release itself, but true billionaire genius can’t be rushed! It vibrates at a higher frequency than we poor, dullard plebs can even detect, but one thing we all have in common, lofty genius and flatlining slob alike, is hunger, and fueling the album of a lifetime clearly requires more than the unidentifiable gristly bits that go into a $40 hot dog, so Kanye has brought a private chef on board. You’d think after years of being married into a family committed to “reduce/reuse/recycle” of body parts, that some hastily assembled offcuts of meat would be enough, but here we are.
Kanye has been holed up in a grim little space in Atlanta’s Mercedez-Benz Stadium while frantically attempting to complete the finishing touches on Donda, his much-hyped tenth album. A little over a week ago, he hosted a listening party there, and the album was supposed to drop the next day, but all of our dull-witted, commoner hopes were dashed when that didn’t happen. Page Six has the story on both the humble hovel and the fancy private chef.
Kanye West Is Still At The Mercedes-Benz Stadium Trying To Finish His Overdue Album “Donda”
Legend has it that to this day, 3 days past the due date for his album Donda, Kanye West can still be seen pacing Atlanta’s Mercedes-Benz Stadium wearing the same puffy version of Eddy Murphy’s Delirious red suit by Gap and a pair of L’eggs over his head. According to TMZ, Kanye has been living in the arena since Thursday’s listening party while he finishes his album. The Phantom of the Opera appropriately wore a fractured theatrical mask to reflect his tormented soul and is bewitched by an ingenue. So it only makes sense that The Phantom of the Sports Area should be wearing a pair of discarded pantyhose on his head and is bewitched by the smell of his own farts. While a jockstrap might be more appropriate given the venue, Kanye wears the saggy butt part of the hose over his nose, something he couldn’t do with a jockstrap.
Kanye West Hosted A Listening Party for “Donda” But As Usual, Is Late Releasing It
Last night, Kanye West hosted a superspreader event in Atlanta for his new album Donda. Kanye stood on a white tarp in the middle of the Mercedes Benz Stadium with a pair of nude pantyhose over his head, occasionally wiggling and pointing, as a crowd of thousands got their first listen of his 10th studio album which was supposed to have come out at midnight. As in 12:00 AM July 24th, 2020. But also last night. As of yet, no album has been released but those lucky enough to have been at the listening party heard a new song featuring Jay-Z and had the opportunity to purchase $50 chicken tenders. At one point Kanye cried a little. Kim and Khloe Kardasian were also there.