Category: Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton Co-Wrote A Novel With James Patterson And A Whole Album Of Songs To Go With It
What won’t she do!? In the past few years alone, Dolly Parton has killed then resuscitated her husband with the kiss of life dressed as a Playboy Bunny, snatched a child away from certain death, eschewed false idols, left two Presidents on read, blessed humanity with a life-saving vaccine and, in the nicest possible way, called RuPaul ugly to his face. And to the list of miracles she’s performed, we can add: getting me to read a James Patterson joint. According to USA Today, Dolly has co-authored a thriller with James called Run, Rose, Run which will be released next year along with a new album of songs inspired by the book. Thanks to Dolly, the Hudson Booksellers at your local airport just became THE place to be in 2022!
Dolly Parton Recreated Her Playboy Cover For Her Husband Carl Dean’s 79th Birthday
75-year-old Dolly Parton has been married to Carl Thomas Dean since 1966, and for his 79th birthday, she decided to give him a heart attack. JK, but she very well may have as she recreated her 1978 Playboy cover and showed the world that she still got it. And hot dayum, she sure does! If this doesn’t help her husband “get it up to pee” then nothing will! For Carl’s birthday, Dolly decided to surprise him by working the same Playboy Bunny ensemble she wore on her cover in 1978.
Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Were Both At The “Vax Live” Concert But Weren’t Seen Together
Stunting for attention wastes no time in Hollywood, baby! Last week, 48-year-old Ben Affleck and 51-year-old Jennifer Lopez were doing the absolute most by being papped and initiating a firestorm of celebrity gossip. JLo and Alex Rodriguez just called off their engagement, and JLo was already teasing the sequel to Bennifer. And well, last night, JLo and Ben kept the teasing coming by attending the Vax Live: The Concert To Reunite the World. But they weren’t photographed together, because JLo is no amateur stunt queen and knows how to keep people guessing!
Open Post: Hosted By This Orange County Gay Club’s Dolly Parton Mural
Dolly Parton may not want a statue of her erected in the Tennessee State Capitol, but she didn’t mention anything about murals in Orange County, CA! So Strut, a gay club in Costa Mesa, went ahead and honored the icon with a gorgeous 50-by-20-foot mural. The club’s CEO, Luke Nero, commissioned the piece from artist David Gilmore after Dolly donated a million dollars towards the new Moderna vaccine (she got her first shot last week!). David’s goal was to create a “glamorous” and “spiritual” portrait of Dolly, and I think he hit his target. His piece makes Dolly look like Mother Nature, blonde Jesus, and a 1970s Southern beauty queen all rolled into one.
Dolly Parton Got The Moderna Vaccine That She Helped Fund
Last year, it was further proven that Dolly Parton is a saint on earth when it was reported that she donated $1 million toward finding a coronavirus vaccine. Even though she helped make the vaccine happen, that doesn’t mean she was going to jump the line and get vaccinated. She’s turned down the Presidential Medal of Freedom (twice!) and a statue in her honor at the Tennessee Capitol, so we know that Dolly is a modest angel. Well, NBC News says that the time has finally come for Dolly Parton to get vaccinated with the Dolly Parton vaccine and she continued to give us gifts by serenading us with the vaccine remix of Jolene.
Dolly Parton Doesn’t Want A Statue Of Her Erected In The Tennessee State Capitol
Politicians keep trying to court Dolly Parton‘s favor with flowers, but she keeps batting them away! Now, we can all understand why she declined the wilted gas station carnations Donald Trump tried to lure her into The White House with, but Dolly is so humble and free from ego she’s even declined the opportunity to have a statue of her installed on the Capitol grounds of her home state of Tennessee. According to WBIR News, a house committee introduced a bill in January “requesting the State Capitol Commission to start planning the installation of a statue of Dolly Parton on capitol grounds,” but apparently nobody bothered to ask Dolly if he wanted to see her likeness used as an outhouse for pigeons.