75-year-old Dolly Parton has been married to Carl Thomas Dean since 1966, and for his 79th birthday, she decided to give him a heart attack. JK, but she very well may have as she recreated her 1978 Playboy cover and showed the world that she still got it. And hot dayum, she sure does! If this doesn’t help her husband “get it up to pee” then nothing will! For Carl’s birthday, Dolly decided to surprise him by working the same Playboy Bunny ensemble she wore on her cover in 1978.
Here’s Dolly showing hos how it’s done:
Dolly for Playboy, 1978 | Dolly for Carl’s birthday, 2021 pic.twitter.com/gdUWIs76lD
— Dolly Parton News (@PartonNews) July 20, 2021
Dolly was planning to pose for Playboy again for her 75th birthday, which was in January. But Playboy stopped publishing print magazines and went online only. But Dolly’s still around since she’ll live forever. Since Dolly could not pose for the cover of Playboy like she wanted to, she did the next best thing for Carl Dean. She said, via Yahoo!:
“Today is July 20. It’s my husband Carl’s birthday and you’re probably wondering why I’m dressed like this. Remember some time back I said I was going to pose for Playboy magazine when I was 75? Well, I’m 75 and they don’t have a magazine anymore but my husband always loved the original cover of Playboy, so I was trying to think of something to do to make him happy. He still thinks I’m a hot chick after 57 years — and I’m not going to try to talk him out of that. I did a little photoshoot in this little outfit and I had a cover made of the new Dolly. The first one, remember this? I was kind of a little butterball in that one. Well, I’m string cheese now. But he’ll probably think I’m cream cheese … I hope. You think Playboy ought to pay me for at least a photoshoot? I do.”
Here’s Dolly declaring that it’s a Hot Girl Summer as her legendary boobs sit up high and proud:
— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) July 20, 2021
And Dolly is absolutely Hot Girl Approved™, as Megan Thee Stallion retweeted Playboy Bunny Dolly:
😍😍😍 hot girl dolly https://t.co/18j5cBbM5Y
— TINA SNOW (@theestallion) July 21, 2021
Woo-wee, Dolly Parton really could have killed Carl with a hot getup like this! Luckily, Dolly also doubles as an angel so if she had accidentally stopped his heart she would be able to use her holy magic and start it back up.