Category: David Harbour
David Harbour And Lily Allen Made Their Red Carpet Debut As A Couple
Presumably reformed wild child Lily Allen, and generally pleasant seeming man who is built like a redwood trunk, David Harbour, made their red carpet debut wearing goofy matching half-up ponytails. According to People, the pair attended Skin Cancer Foundation gala last night in New York City. Lily and David were first spotted together as a couple in London back in September. David appears not to have gotten a haircut since. Is he superstitious or just a messy bessy?
Lily Allen And David Harbour From “Stranger Things” Are Probably A Thing
Zoe Kravitz’s favorite singer Lily Allen and hot daddybear David Harbour took their rumored relationship out in public for the first time, according to The Herald Publicist. Before we get into this, it should be noted that the best part of this story is the Herald Publicist’s writer referring to David’s show Stranger Things as “Stranger Issues.” That sounds like a reality show in which vampires, witches, and werewolves sit down with therapists to talk about their past trauma and current dissatisifaction with their lives and I’d watch the shit out of it.
Marvel Cinematic Universe Shit: Angelina Jolie Is An “Eternal,” Natalie Portman Is The New Thor
Never mind earthquakes. California was nearly taken out yesterday by the tsunami of fanboy drool created by Marvel Studios announcing all of their upcoming movie and TV offerings at San Diego Comic-Con. Angelina Jolie sashayed out to get that Marvel money and officially joined the cast of The Eternals. Natalie Portman deigned to make an appearance to announce that she’s going to be the new female Thor. Marvel also exhibited their absolute fearlessness when they revealed that they’ve recast Blade with Oscar winner Mahershala Ali. Their security must be aces because Noxeema Jackson is going to show up with an uzi when she hears that she’s not getting any cash from Marvel anytime soon with which to pay off her outstanding IRS tab.
Evan Rachel Wood Is Not Here For Hopper In “Stranger Things” And Called Him Out On Twitter
Yeah, she’s coming for you, Chief Jim Hopper! Hopper has been worried about the Upside-Down, Demogorgons and Mind Flayers, but he really needs to be looking out for Evan Rachel Wood! She’s the real threat!