Zoe Kravitz’s favorite singer Lily Allen and hot daddybear David Harbour took their rumored relationship out in public for the first time, according to The Herald Publicist. Before we get into this, it should be noted that the best part of this story is the Herald Publicist’s writer referring to David’s show Stranger Things as “Stranger Issues.” That sounds like a reality show in which vampires, witches, and werewolves sit down with therapists to talk about their past trauma and current dissatisifaction with their lives and I’d watch the shit out of it.
Lily and David were spotted cuddling at a boxing match at London’s O2 Arena last night. Sheezus and Dave loved up on each other during the Hughie Fury vs. Alexander Povetkin match. Does a boxing match seem like a good date night? They probably had good seats because they’re celebrities which means they might have gotten blood flecks, spittle and teeth spattered on them. Sexy!
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Apparently, witnesses said David had his arm around Lily and carried a “sensible swimsuit.” Was it a Speedo?
Lily and David were previously spotted out in London together in August.
Lily appeared in excessive spirits as she was noticed in London’s West Finish with David, 44, after they watched The Lehman Trilogy at The Piccadilly Theatre; the pair had been then pictured grabbing dinner collectively in Soho.
They haven’t gone public on social media which is the lockdown on whether you’re dating/fucking/engaged or not. But they do follow each other on Instagram.
Lily was in a three-year relationship with “grime MC” Meridian Dan but they split up in January. David, whom all the horny cubby gays I know want to hibernate with, was in a relationship with actress Alison Sudol but it reads like it ended in August. Badly.
On 9 August, Alison shared a cryptic Instagram submit which featured no caption.
As a substitute, she let the graffiti she had pictured do the speaking: ‘You don’t have to surrender, you simply need to let go, there’s nothing to carry on to anyway.’
Congrats, Lily! Hopefully, David’s bear dick is so good that he’s got you looking at him like Winona did during his SAG Awards speech a couple of years back.