Category: Daddy Spears
The “Controlling Britney Spears” Documentary Claims That Britney Spears’ Conservators Tapped Her Phone And Bugged Her Bedroom
Controlling Britney Spears is the follow-up to FX and Hulu’s documentary The New York Times Presents Framing Britney Spears, which came out earlier this year. It’s not to be confused with Netflix’s upcoming Brit Brit doc, Britney Vs Spears, or CNN’s Toxic: Britney Spears’ Battle For Freedom. Basically, everything’s coming up Britney…. documentaries. Controlling Britney Spears was released on Friday, and in it, it’s alleged that her dad/conservator, Jamie Spears, busted out a creepier and more fucked-up version of Every Breath You Take by mirroring her phone and bugging her house so he knew her every move. Cut to that eavesdropping busybody Alexa, looking at Daddy Spears like, “What a creepy fuck, you are!”
Britney Spears Is Back On Instagram But Her “Fans” Aren’t So Sure
Britney Spears has been well on her way toward freedom from her conservatorship and the shackles that bound her, as her father Jamie Spears finally requested to end her 13-year conservatorship. Britney also recently got engaged to her boyfriend Sam Asghari. Britney took some time off Instagram to celebrate., but well, she’s already back. ….Or is she? It seems the #FreeBritney movement is not ready to sleep just because they think that whoever is posting to Instagram isn’t Britney!
Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Are Engaged, And Yes, He’s Going To Sign A Prenup
If your eyeballs have a case of the Mondays, then it may have looked like Britney Spears was throwing up a period-tipped middle finger, and you probably guessed that was directed at her dad/soon-to-be-ex-conservator Jamie Spears. But that’s Brit Brit’s hitchin’ finger (which looks like it’s actually her right ring finger but the image is probably flipped or Brit Brit’s starting a new trend).
Just a quick minute before this year’s MTV VMAs (or as us olds know it as, “that time of year when we scream, ‘Who are these fetuses?!'”), Britney snatched the spotlight by announcing on Instagram that her boyfriend of nearly five years, Sam Asghari, is now her betrothed. And as Daddy Spears prolapses with rage, Starbucks has begun working on a stunning wedding dress made out of Venti paper cups, a bridal version of their Starbucks mermaid crown, and a magnificent Frapp-flavored wedding cake.
And Now Jamie Spears Has Asked The Judge To #FreeBritney
Around this time last year, Britney Spears’ father/co-conservator, Jamie Spears, was spitting fire at the #FreeBritney movement, saying those “conspiracy theorists” don’t know shit about shit. Well, what a difference a year (and the threat of being investigated over how he spent his daughter’s money) makes. Because now Daddy Spears is holding up a #FreeBritney sign himself.
The Hollywood Reporter says that yesterday, Daddy Spears, filed a petition to end Britney’s 13-year conservatorship. The judge in the case, Judge Brenda Penny, is probably wearing a neck brace after getting a case of whiplash, because just last month, it seemed like Daddy Spears wasn’t going to walk away from his daughter’s conservatorship that easily. “If I can’t milk coins from my daughter’s fortune, NOBODY CAN!” – Daddy Spears, probably.
Britney Spears’ Lawyer Says That Her Father Wants $2 Million To Step Down As Her Conservator
Last month, Jamie Spears made the #FreeBritney movement reach for a celebratory bottle of sparkling Frapp when he said in court papers that he’s “willing” to step down as Britney Spears co-conservator after 13 years. But then he made bottles of sparkling Frapp immediately go flat by adding that he’ll give up his co-conservator gig when the “time is right” and that “transition needs to be orderly and include a resolution of matters pending before the Court.” And according to Britney Spears’ lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, the “time” that is right for Daddy Spears to go away is whatever time it is when $2 million of his daughter’s money hits his checking account. Because Mathew has filed papers claiming that Daddy Spears is trying to shake Brit Brit down for even more money. Who knows if Daddy Spears will get a couple of millions to exit stage left from his daughter’s conservatorship, but I do know he’ll probably win Father of the Year for the second year in a row.
Britney Spears Finally Got Her Dogs Back
Last week, those of us who thought we had our Ph.D. in All Things Britney from All Things Britney University embarrassingly asked ourselves, “Wait, Britney got dogs after owning the legendary Bit Bit and also #WhatHappenedToBitBitAnyway?” when it was reported that there was recently some dog drama between Britney Spears and her housekeeper. Britney’s housekeeper was reportedly concerned about how her dogs were being treated and took them to the vet, which eventually led to Britney calling the police to report the theft of her dogs, which led to a fight between Britney and her housekeeper. Britney’s dogs are back in her house and in news that is the exact opposite of shocking, her housekeeper is no longer working for her.