Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton’s Bodyguard Chasing Her Around Coachella

Coachella 2022 is officially over. A total bummer for influencers, wannabes, 24-hour party people, and Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, and *the* OG “famous for being famous” pioneer. No, not Zsa Zsa Gabor, she’s dead! Not Angelyne, either. I’m talking about Paris Hilton. Last weekend the 40-year-old hit up the music festival with her new husband, Carter Rheum. Soon, TikTok footage of Paris dancing around the desert went viral, mainly due to her very serious-looking bodyguard. Obviously, the poor guy had to follow Paris’ every move, and, at one point, her frolicking got so fast, that he was forced to break into a jog. I hope Paris bought him a $30 water bottle.
Here’s the footage, which was uploaded to TikTok by festival-goer Meghan, aka @megcross:
@megcoss Cardi B’s bodyguard in the teacup vibes 😂 #parishilton #coachella #celebsatcoachella #parishiltonismymom
Paris posted her own TikTok response and also left the comment: “#Sliving,” followed by the little party-hat face blowing a noisemaker. Last week she also posted a “SLIVING Coachella Diary“ on her YouTube page. Ugh, Paris, stop trying to make “sliving” (slaying + living) happen. It’s not going to happen! It reminds me too much of the words “sliver” and “slime”! Although, maybe that’s fitting then.
Pics: TikTok