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Frank Ocean Has Dropped Out Of Coachella’s Second Weekend And Blink-182 Will Replace Him As Headliner

April 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Frank Ocean was originally supposed to headline Coachella in 2020. Then COVID came along and proved to be a bigger health hazard to music festivals than Gerard Butler fucking a random in a Porta Potty. Frank headlined this year’s Coachella instead, and it was his first live performance in six years. So his fans (The Oceanographers?) were ready, but many of them ended up with a serious case of musical blue balls. Some who were in the audience during Frank Ocean’s first Coachella set last weekend say that they probably would’ve gotten a more exciting performance from a third-tier tribute act called Frank Puddle in a show sponsored by Ambien. So it’s no surprise that Frank isn’t headlining Coachella’s upcoming second weekend, and he blamed his bunk ankle on what took him out.

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