Category: Cereal
Open Post: Hosted By IHOP’s Mini Pancake Cereal
Have you ever woken up in the morning and said to yourself, “Should I have pancakes or cereal for breakfast?” Well, Christmas has come early because now you can have both. The mini pancake cereal trend began on TikTok back in 2020, which makes sense since the people on TikTok have the time to make a bunch of mini pancakes. But if you’re too lazy to make a bunch of Kevin Hart-sized pancakes, then there’s IHOP’s Mini Pancake Cereal, which is better late than never.
Open Post: Hosted By The Kellogg’s $5000 Competition That Wants You To Eat Cereal For Dinner
Big news for people who don’t care about nutrients in their meals! Cereal has often been touted as part of a “balanced” breakfast, but have you ever thought of sprinkling in some Special K (not THAT Special K!) into your spaghetti and meatballs? Kellogg’s is giving people the chance to win $5000 if they start making cereal part of their dinner place. Swap a succulent leg of lamb for some Frosted Flakes? You don’t have to ask me twice!
A TikTok Idiot Spilled A Bunch Of Milk And Cereal On The NYC Subway
Today in douchebags, TikTok idiot Josh Popkin, better known by his 3.3 million followers as @fckjoshy, incurred the wrath of the Internet when he purposely dumped a giant bin of milk and cereal on the NYC subway. Hmmm, looks like licking toilets to get corona is officially passé.
Obviously this “prank” made a huge, wet Fruity Pebbles mess, getting milk on a bunch of passengers (many of whom could be essential workers on their way to their jobs). While the unmasked dumbass pretended to clean up, everyone switched cars. Then @fckjoshy (seriously, fuck Joshy) strolled away, leaving the disaster to be cleaned by more essential workers. How thoughtful. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Baby Shark Cereal
In case your mornings weren’t going good enough, Kellogg’s has decided to bless you by taking a beautiful and meaningful song (Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo!) and turning it into a healthy and nutritious breakfast (sugar flakes with marshmallows!). So now your kids can be hopped up on marshmallows first thing in the morning while yell/singing Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo! Everybody wins! And by “everybody,” I mean Satan.
Open Post: Hosted By Twinkies Cereal, Which May Become An Actual Thing
I’m glad to see that cereal companies don’t give a single fuck about the rise of childhood diabetes in the world–as it’s being reported by Food & Wine that a new cereal is on the horizon. Twinkies cereal, which looks like a cross between fried maggots and uncut penises, may be coming soon, so expect blood sugar levels to get to some dangerous levels.
Open Post: Hosted By Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch
It’s no Punch Crunch, but sure!
Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch is reportedly coming soon because this is American were we show our kids (and their teachers who have to see them directly after breakfast) love by feeding them COTTON CANDY FOR BREAKFAST.