Open Post: Hosted By Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch

April 9, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s no Punch Crunch, but sure!

Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch is reportedly coming soon because this is American were we show our kids (and their teachers who have to see them directly after breakfast) love by feeding them COTTON CANDY FOR BREAKFAST.

Whoever decided to make Cap’n Crunch even sweeter by adding air sugar truly knows their audience. There’s not much info out there about this latest sugary assault on kid teeth, and Quaker Oats hasn’t commented on when it’s coming out or where. But I know that Cotton Candy Crunch isn’t the only cereal out there that consists only of diabetes. I’ve recently seen a Peeps cereal at Target, and according to mnmtwinz’s Instagram there’s also a Honey Buns cereal and a Donettes cereal that’s been in stores for a bit.

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? Post’s Hostess Cereals are in stores now! Found these in Stop & Shop. • Honey Bun – Always been a huge fan of honey buns and this cereal is no exception. It is sweet, glazed and cakey as a honey bun should be! • Donettes – The accuracy of this cereal’s look and taste compared to the actual Donettes is superb! The cereal tastes like donuts, really is powdery, and has a softer texture than most cereals. Among all of Post’s snack cereals, these are the most spot-on. Imagine if there were Chocolate Donettes cereal! ? • Although the Donettes cereal tastes more accurate to the Donettes themselves, we actually did enjoy the Honey Bun cereal more. Both are still very good and we recommend giving them a try! #mnmtwinzCereal • #Hostess #HostessCereal #HoneyBun #Donettes #PowderedDonuts #Cereal #Milk #CerealandMilk #Post #PostCereal #FoodNews #Delish #FoodBeast #JunkFood #eatingfortheinsta #instagood #foodstagram #lickyourphone #foodporn #foodpics #picoftheday #tasty #yummy #FlexibleDieting #IIFYM #IF #Macros

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What a time to be alive!! I’m only waiting for Arby’s to make it’s move into the cereal world!

I’m pretty sure Quaker Oats is this close to putting crystal meth in their cereal, and listen kids are hard, and sometimes you just want to just make them happy. And if Meth Oats can do that, who I am to say anything? I’m just excited to finally be able to feed my kids (and myself) cotton candy in the morning time while congratulating ourselves for getting in all of the foods on the food pyramid. I mean, the current American food pyramid is made up of sugar, processed wheat, preservatives we can’t pronounce, and that’s about it. So congrats us!

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