Category: Twinkies
Open Post: Hosted By Hostess’ Fake Peanut Butter & Pickle Sandwich Twinkies
September 13, 2019 / Posted by: Deirdre
Hostess announced via Twitter a new item that no one wants, needs or is excited about: Peanut Butter and Pickle Sandwich Twinkies. Unless some sort of universal immaculate conception happens and everyone becomes pregnant with Snooki’s baby, there’s no need for this.
Open Post: Hosted By Twinkies Cereal, Which May Become An Actual Thing
July 16, 2019 / Posted by: Kristian
I’m glad to see that cereal companies don’t give a single fuck about the rise of childhood diabetes in the world–as it’s being reported by Food & Wine that a new cereal is on the horizon. Twinkies cereal, which looks like a cross between fried maggots and uncut penises, may be coming soon, so expect blood sugar levels to get to some dangerous levels.