Open Post: Hosted By Baby Shark Cereal

In case your mornings weren’t going good enough, Kellogg’s has decided to bless you by taking a beautiful and meaningful song (Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo!) and turning it into a healthy and nutritious breakfast (sugar flakes with marshmallows!). So now your kids can be hopped up on marshmallows first thing in the morning while yell/singing Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo! Everybody wins! And by “everybody,” I mean Satan.

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