Category: Brody Jenner
Spencer Pratt Says Kaitlynn Carter Had Something Going On With Miley Cyrus While Still With Brody Jenner
FYI: Cosmopolitan pays Spencer Pratt to do a weekly recap of The Hills: New Beginnings. And in his newest recap, the blonde-devil who loves himself a crystal and a spotlight, suggested that Kaitlynn Carter was actually checking out on Brody Jenner before their official break up and her subsequent climb onto Miley Cyrus.
Kaitlynn Carter And Miley Cyrus Went In On A “Joint” Birthday Gift For Brody Jenner
I don’t understand weed anymore. What used to live in a cigar box on top of my aunt’s refrigerator is not what the kids are smoking these days. But I’m using “kids” too generously here. Brody Jenner is now 36 years old, but I’m guessing he’s never been startled by a seed popping in his life. Brody’s ex, Kaitlynn Carter, and her new lover, Miley Cyrus, went in together on a gift of artisanal weed by the ever so twee and trendy Lowell Herb Company. Brody took to Instagram so show off his haul in an Instagram story, making sure to feature the card from Miley and Kaitlynn. Yes, we get it, you’re very, very interesting. Now stop being extra, it’s just weed!
Either Miley Cyrus’ Alleged Cheating Ruined Her Marriage, Or Liam Hemsworth’s Hard Partying Did
And now we’re fully entering the “IT WAS YOUR FAULT, BITCH! – NO, IT WAS YOUR FAULT!” chapter of a celebrity couple’s split.
After it was announced that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth separated after less than a year of marriage, I didn’t really think we’d get another Ariana Grande x Pete Davidson situation where they’d sling shit at each other every other day. I figured Liam would get in a few shirtless pap pics of him looking sad and Miley would get in a few more pap pics of her sucking Kaitlynn Carter’s face and they’d get back together. But alas, here we are, heading into MessyVille city limits with allegations of Miley cheating and Liam drugging it up.
Brody Jenner Has Already Moved On To Jose Canseco’s Daughter, Josie Canseco
Brody Jenner seems to be moving on from his fake wife turned ex, Kaitlynn Carter and has been spotted hanging out with Josie Canseco. Brody has been trying get some post break up media attention by commenting on his ex’s thing with Miley Cyrus. And it looks like he’s found another way to keep that attention coming, all while proving he’s totally over his ex by publicly making out with Victoria’s Secret model Josie Canseco. Two can play at that attention whore game, Kaitlynn!
Brody Jenner Has Inserted Himself Into The Miley Cyrus/Liam Hemsworth/Kaitlynn Carter Situation
Brody Jenner’s former step-mommy must be beaming with pride. Because Brody did good by the Jenner last name, and got himself some attention on social media by piggy-backing off of Miley Cyrus’s recent break-up drama. Of course, it was inevitable that Brody got involved, considering that Miley was spotted kissing his fake wife-turned-ex Kaitlynn Carter after splitting from Liam Hemsworth. Still, it’s got to make his family proud.
Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Split After Less Than A Year Of Marriage (And She Was Seen Kissing Brody Jenner’s Ex)
Alleged cake design thief Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have announced their separation after being married for around eight months. And after you get over that bolt of shock, there’s more. In other random yet related news, the “New Age queer person” was seen making out with Brody Jenner’s ex and maybe-not-legal-wife Kaitlynn Carter. She Is Coming, indeed!