Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter are really taking the time to process and heal from the recent loss of their respective marriages (or fake marriage in Kaitlynn Carter’s case). Lots of therapy and introspection. Or more accurately, they’ve taken to publicly dry humping each other as much as possible. I mean, how else are you supposed to get over a relationship!
According to Page Six
Kaitlynn Carter’s all in on the Miley-high club.
Hours after dropping “slide away” — her dewy-eyed ballad presumably about her breakup with husband Liam Hemsworth — Miley Cyrus was “basically having sex” with Carter, at Soho House in West Hollywood on Friday, Page Six is told.
“They were obsessed with each other. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other,” said a spy. “They were kissing and making out everywhere. In the bathroom, at the bar, in the middle of the floor. They were basically having sex. There’s no question they’re together.”
“Basically having sex“?! Is scissoring a new dance move?! Is 69ing the new Electric Slide?! Or did the spy miss the part in sex ed class that explains that just touching tongues isn’t sex.
Of course this isn’t the first time Miley and Kaitlynn have been spotted making out, Miley waited a whole day after announcing her split to Liam Hemsworth to be papped kissing Kaitlynn.
A day after the “Wrecking Ball” singer and her actor husband announced that they were splitting after less than a year of marriage, pictures appeared online showing Cyrus and Carter canoodling on a boat on Lake Como in Italy. But until now, it wasn’t clear if the pair are an item or whether that was a one-time hookup.
“They were making out all over the place, and didn’t care who saw,” said the spy, who was left in no doubt about their itemhood.
We reported that Hemsworth was “devastated” and “blindsided” by the Como shots.
Poor Liam Hemsworth is the only loser who hasn’t been spotted publicly kissing anyone. Even Brody Jenner moved on with José Canseco’s daughter. Maybe Liam’s just waiting for the right child of a celebrity to come along? Brandon Lee is still available, Liam!