I have got to take a look at my news sources because I was under the impression that the coronavirus pandemic was still underway. But it looks like it’s messy business as usual in Las Vegas where Brody Jenner recently celebrated his 38th birthday and wound up getting jumped in the VIP section of the OMNIA Nightclub at Caesars Palace. The assailant hasn’t been identified, but if he turns out to be an acquaintance named Brutus I am going to lose my shit.
Brody Jenner welcomed his 38th year of life with fists flying and feet stomping — and no, we’re not talking about moshing … the dude got attacked while partying.
The third youngest Jenner child was raging in Sin City Friday, apparently having a great time, showing off the trip on social media. That all changed when he hit up OMNIA Nightclub in Caesar’s Palace Friday night while Steve Aoki hit the stage.
A witness at the club tells us a random guy rushed Brody and his friends in a VIP section, with Brody the target … locking him in a headlock. Brody, his crew and security fought the guy off, and eventually got him on the ground.
And what’s a man wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with the words “Cocaine Crybaby” across the front do to a man while he’s down? Well, he stomps him of course! TMZ has some grainy footage of the fracas.
Man, the eyes don’t lie do they? I’d venture that Brody was either recently being a crybaby, or he was doing the other thing. We obviously don’t know what proceeded this attack, but based on the evidence provided I’m 100% #TeamThatLady. TMZ adds that “no one was arrested, security was able to calm things down … and the soon-to-be uncle of two more Jenners (his sister Kylie [Jenner] and brother Burt are expecting) continued to party without incident.” So not only did TMZ find a way to make Brody’s birthday all about Kylie’s pregnancy news, coverage of the event from People, Page Six and The Sun also found it necessary to insert Kylie into the story. But I’m not going to do that. I’m going to let Brody have the spotlight for once. Here are the lengths Brody has to go to to get noticed in that family. Happy birthday, big boy!