Category: Body Image
Open Post: Hosted By The Booming Business Of Leg Lengthening Surgery
Yesterday GQ published a piece about the growing popularity of leg lengthening surgery. Wait, is this actually for real? Apparently so! The article claims that more and more men are getting a “a radical and expensive surgery” that adds three to six inches to their height. Unfortunately, it requires having both of your femurs broken. Hey, if Tom Cruise can hang off the side of a flying plane for Mission: Impossible, he can deal with a couple of smashed thigh bones.
Kim Kardashian Lets Everyone Know That She’s Lost More Than 6% Of Her Body Fat Since May 2021
Back in May, Kim Kardashian announced she lost 16 pounds in 3 weeks so she could stuff her plastic bits into Marilyn Monroe’s iconic “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” dress for the Met Gala. Then, in June, she revealed she’d lost even more weight (21 pounds in total) after cutting out all sugar and carbs. Now, Kim has taken to her Instagram Stories to share that, since May 2021, she’s dropped from 25% body fat to 18.8%. She shows off a report from BodySpec, a company that measures your bone density and body fat percentages. Wow, thanks BodySpec! Kim also shared pics of her getting her tummy-tightening treatments from a company called GPS Aesthetics. Wow, thanks, GPS Aesthetics! Somewhere deep in Kim’s intestines, her tapeworm is fuming; he’s the one that does all the work, but, because he doesn’t pay her 6-figure influencer fees, he gets zero credit?!
Raven-Symoné Says She Lost 40 Pounds Thanks To Her Wife’s Cooking And Quitting Sugar
This season The View is inviting back a bunch of old hosts to celebrate 25 years of hot topics, bad takes, and iconic fights. Yesterday Raven-Symoné, who co-hosted from 2015 to 2016, made an appearance alongside her wife of almost two years, Miranda Pearman-Maday, and when she walked on stage she was noticeably smaller. Raven says she’s lost 40 pounds thanks to a new sugar-free diet and her wife’s “help and guidance and love and fantastic cooking skills.” Sigh. My boyfriend can’t even heat up a slice of pizza in the microwave without my careful instructions. Where can acquire my own Miranda?
Melanie Lynskey Got Body-Shamed By A Crew Member On “Yellowjackets”
Melanie Lynskey currently stars as stay-at-home mom/bunny-killer Shauna on Yellowjackets. And in a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Melanie discusses how Hollywood fucked with her confidence cuz she was never viewed as “beautiful”. 44-year-old Melanie recounts a recent incident in which a member of the Yellowjackets production team commented on her body. She says they asked her, “What do you plan to do? I’m sure the producers will get you a trainer. They’d love to help you with this.” Urge to kill… rising…
Paulina Porizkova Says She’s Invisible To Men Now That She’s 56
Here’s some bleak news. Supermodel Paulina Porizkova is now completely invisible to men now that she’s in her fifties. In a new interview with The Times, 56-year-old Paulina explains that she’ll gussy herself up and try to flirt with dudes at parties, but they’ll walk away from her “mid-sentence” to hit on ladies 20 years her junior. Ugh! Poor Paulina has now entered a universe many of us have looong been familiar with: the reality in which certain men look through us because they don’t consider us fuckable. As a supermodel, it must be a terrible shock. Quick, somebody get this quinquagenarian a thermal blanket!
David Foster Got Shit For Praising Katharine McPhee’s Post-Baby Body
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hope everyone’s properly digested their holiday meals, cuz this is the type of story that triggers real-life puke-face emoji! Last year, 72-year-old David Foster implanted his geriatric seed into fifth wife Katharine McPhee, 37, who gave birth to a son, Rennie David Foster, in February 2021. Cut to this week, when David posted a picture of Katharine in a bikini on Instagram. His caption? “what baby!” Translation: “Look at how fit my fifth wife is! Check out her flat stomach! Can you believe she gave birth earlier this year?” Sigh. I hope his $150 million net worth is worth it, Kat.