Category: Bitch Got Sued
Kanye West Has Been Sued By A Company That Claims He Stiffed Them Of Millions
Kanye West was hit with a lawsuit accusing him of screwing over a Black-owned business out of millions of dollars. MyChannel, Inc. is a tech company that helped Kanye out with his Yeezy brand and that Sunday Service nonsense. But the company claims that after carrying out every one of Kanye’s ridiculous whims (which knowing him, there must have been a lot) he left them high and dry and by “dry” I mean unpaid and robbed! Well, we know the Koven hates paying workers. MyChannel claimed that Kanye pretended to promise big-money deals with them in order to thieve their technology for his Sunday Service. They’re not the only one’s he’s stolen ideas from! When are Bionicles going to sue him for copying them for his shoe designs?!
Two Shooting Victims And FashionNova Are Suing Tekashi 6ix9ine
Tekashi 6ix9ine is set to be released from prison in August, so that’s great news for us, because we maaaaaay be getting out of coronavirus self-isolation by then, and so we’ll walk right into a world where the virus known as Tekashi runs free. Fun! But while he will be free from prison, he will not be free from lawsuits. Three different lawsuits have been thrown at him.
Ghislaine Maxwell Is Suing Jeffrey Epstein’s Estate
The question “Where in the world is Ghislaine Maxwell?” has been answered. She’s been down at her lawyer’s office trying to get a piece of Epstein’s money.
Ghislaine Maxwell was Jeffrey Epstein’s girlfriend and has been accused of some heinous shit, like recruiting underage girls for Epstein to abuse and use in his sex trafficking ring. She has not been criminally charged YET (fingers crossed!) and denies the claims. Well, now that Jeffrey has allegedly committed suicide before he could meet judgment, Ghislaine is coming for a piece of his estate, saying that he “promised” to take care of her financially.
Alec Baldwin Is Being Countersued By The Guy He Punched
Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Remember that guy Alec Baldwin got into a fight with? No, not that one. Or that one. Not even this one. The man in question, Wojciech Cieszkowski, first appeared as himself in a classic Alec-Baldwin-Rage-Out incident from all the way back in 2018, in which the two men were heard screaming Fuck Offs! at one another over a Manhattan parking spot.
Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Homes May Have Led To A Woman’s Death
Many are calling Brad Pitt’s Make It Right homes, the Make It WRONG homes. Because the homes, which were supposed to rejuvenate the Lower Ninth Ward of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, have brought on many problems. They are not structurally sound, and now one homeowner says a woman died from illness directly related to the shitty construction of those houses. QUICK, Brad, stage another photo-op with Jennifer Aniston to move the attention away from this mess.
A Vegan Man Is Suing Burger King For Cooking Their Impossible™ Whopper® On The Same Grill As Meat
Burger King describes its Impossible™ Whopper® as being “100% Whopper, 0% Beef.” And there’s a footnote on their website that says if you’re the kind of vegan who says to a vegan trick right before they give you a beej, “Listen, if you’ve eaten so much as a spoonful of Jell-O or licked the tip of a meat eater’s dick, let’s not do this, because I don’t need your tainted saliva passing into my peen slit and contaminating my vegan temple,” then you need to ask for your Impossible™ Whopper® to not be cooked on their grill. This is what it states on their website:
*For guests looking for a meat-free option, a non-broiler method of preparation is available upon request.
But either that footnote isn’t on menus in restaurants, or a vegan man didn’t read it, because now he’s using the legal system to come for a piece of the King’s booty. No, not that kind of booty! The King’s booty is all beef, and this man is strictly pickly (as in pickles, because they’re green, and aren’t meat. Oh shut up!).