Category: Bitch Got Sued
Jussie Smollett Is Suing The City Of Chicago
Jussie Smollett is being sued by the city of Chicago because they’re saying that he wasted their time by fraudulently claiming that he was attacked by MAGAs. Since the charges were dropped for mysterious circumstances, Chicago got mad. Jussie believes they couldn’t get what they considered justice by prosecuting him, so instead they demanded he pay up for forcing them into overzealously looking into him as though they had no other crimes to investigate. Well, guess what? Jussie can sue too! He’s suing Chicago and company for malicious prosecution.
Madonna Got Sued By A Fan Who Says Her Concert Is Starting Too Late
One Madonna stan is really showing his age, as he’s got such a problem with staying up late just to watch his favorite artist that now he’s gone ahead and sued the bitch for keeping him up past his bedtime! Sir, this is a Madonna concert, not The Wiggles Tour. Continue reading
Sandra Bullock And Ellen DeGeneres Are Suing For The Unauthorized Use Of Their Likenesses To Shill Face Creams Online
It seems that Sandra Bullock and fellow super famous rich person, Ellen DeGeneres, are coming for a group of people who keep using their likeness to endorse their products without permission. You think Ellen DeGeneres and Sandra Bullock use $5 eye cream? Well, no, but they’d gladly get paid to say they use $5 cream, something these companies aren’t doing and people are falling for it. So Sandy and Ellen are suing.
This Is Apparently Prince Hot Ginge “Snapping” At A Reporter, And He’s Also Suing The Owners Of The Sun And The Daily Mirror
Yesterday, I saw this headline at Page Six:
That caused me to dim all the lights, sweet darling, and light ginger honey-scented candles and grab the Red Hots-infused lube, because I thought I found my new kink: watching Prince Hot Ginge get all butch dom alpha. But after watching the video, it’s only a little snip and a lukewarm glare of asshole eyes. But I still iMovie’d myself (in a ball gag and leather straitjacket) over the reporter and made the background an S&M dungeon. Fifty Shades of Ginge, if you will.
A Man Is Suing Popeyes For Running Out Of Chicken Sandwiches
When confronted with the national crisis that is Popeyes running out of their fried chicken sandwiches, people are understandably upset. And look, times of crisis bring out the best and the worst of people. Some heroes banded together (via the internet) to let others know which Popeyes have the sandwiches in stock. But that was short-lived, because Popeyes announced on Twitter a few days ago that they are officially sold out of their chicken sandwiches and it’ll be available again “soon.” So as some are begging for Bethenny Frankel to please do something about this national tragedy and Chick-Fil-A executives maniacally laugh over buying up the country’s supply of frozen fried chicken patties, one Tennessee man has handled this catastrophe by doing what Americans do best: SUE!
Cardi B Gave Testimony In A $5 Million Lawsuit Against Her And It Is Exactly What’d You’d Expect From Her
Cardi B testified in court for a $5 million lawsuit against her and it went exactly how you think it did. Michael Brophy Jr., is suing Cardi because she used his back tattoo without permission on the cover of her mixtape, Gangsta Bitch Music Vol, 1. Oh to be a fly on that wall and hear all those professional law people saying, “Gangsta Bitch Music Volume One,” so many times. Cardi was questioned in the lawsuit and it is pure entertainment. She referenced The Powerpuff Girls, called herself “a gangster”, got angry, overshared, and complained about being there.