Screw The Duggars (Not Like That). It’s The Hanson Family We Have To Worry About!

April 18, 2012 / Posted by:

I haven’t yet made peace with the fact that every member of Hanson can make sperm on his own and in actuality they can make sperm and they’re putting that shit to use like a motherfucker. There’s 8 children between all the Hanson brothers and they’re about to add a 9th to the pile. 29-year-old Taylor Hanson, the one who’s always dressed like the “cool” English teacher at a Southern Baptist high school, announced to People that his 28-year-old wife Natalie is currently brewing up their 5th bundle of baby. Natalie and Taylor already have a 9-year-old named Ezra, a 7-year-old named Penelope, a 5-year-old named River and a 3-year-old named Viggo.

29 with 5 kids? Either Taylor’s stuff is potent or his and Natalie’s sex parts are MMMbopping day and night. Or both! I’m going to go with the latter or both, because by the look on her face in the picture above, they’re doing it right there in front of the cameras. That’s a picture that’s got me asking, “You two are fucking right now, huh?” Who knew that Taylor Hanson’s peen is a master of sneakiness?

There’s no way the Duggars are going to let the Hanson Brothers of all brothers show them up like this. As I type this, Jim Bob is crawling up into Michelle’s triple wide coochie tunnel to jack off on top of her ovaries.

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