Category: Asshole Men
Open Post: Hosted By Drew Barrymore Getting Stood Up By A Dude She Met On A Celebrity Dating App
And as a fucking attempted coup goes down, here’s some fluffiest fluff fluff fluff.
Online dating effing blows. It actually destroys a teeny piece of your soul each time you’re rejected by some bonehead who lives in a basement apartment with his brother who says he’s a writer but has only ever worked at the pizza restaurant two blocks from your apartment. And then you’re forced to see him every single day for the next four years, cuz the restaurant windows are huge, and that’s the route you take to get home from the subway. And the food there actually looks delicious, but you can never go in because it’s always that schmuck Damian slingin’ their scrumptious pizza pies straight outta the wood burning oven!
Phew! ANYWAY, comedian Nikki Glaser was on The Drew Barrymore Show earlier this week, and the topic turned to dating apps. That’s when THEE Drew Barrymore revealed that even she, a former Charlie’s Angel, had been stood up by some loser on a celebrity dating app (*cough* Raya).
Lenny Kravitz Says That Bill Cosby Fired Lisa Bonet From “A Different World” Because She Got Pregnant
I always used to wonder what it said in that letter that Lisa Bonet read in the opening credits of A Different World. If Bill Cosby was in charge of props, it might have read: “YOU CAN BE PREGNANT OR EMPLOYED BUT NOT BOTH.” Because Lenny Kravitz, Lisa Bonet’s ex-husband and the father of her child at the heart of this story, is here to bring up the long-standing story that Bill Cosby kicked Lisa off A Different World because she got pregnant. According to Lenny, that’s 100% exactly why Lisa was gone after one season.
Megan Thee Stallion Confirms That Tory Lanez Was The One Who Shot Her
Despite the (almost) universal acclaim that “WAP” has brought her, Megan Thee Stallion’s personal life took a traumatic turn when she was shot in the foot. About a month ago, Megan was involved in a scary situation after a party in Hollywood with her rumored boyfriend, Canadian rapper Tory Lanez. When police arrived at the scene, they found Megan hobbling around with a bloody foot. At the time, it was claimed that she had cut her foot on some broken glass, while sources were saying that Tory had intentionally shot her in the foot.
Megan later admitted that she had been shot intentionally, although she wouldn’t say by who. It sounded a lot like a domestic violence situation, but we didn’t know the details, because Megan wasn’t ready to share that. Megan decided she was ready to talk, and pretty much everyone’s suspicions were confirmed when she named Tory as her shooter.
30 Women Have Come Forward To Accuse Cuba Gooding Jr. Of Misconduct
Once again, it’s taking every bone in my body to keep from making a “Cuba Gooding Jr? More like Cuba Bad-ing Jr” joke. Because Cuba Gooding Jr. is back in the news, and of course there isn’t anything good about it. 30 women have accused Cuba of varying degrees of sexual misconduct and assault. And to make this reality even worse (in 2020, are we surprised?), Cuba’s lawyer has accused his accusers of being “delusional,” due to them allegedly having small breasts.
Megan Thee Stallion Might Have Been Shot Intentionally By Tory Lanez
On Sunday, it was reported that Canadian rapper Tory Lanez had been arrested in Hollywood early in the morning after police responded to a disturbance call. Megan Thee Stallion was in the car with Tory, and her foot was bleeding. At the time, TMZ claimed it was due to broken glass. Megan later told her side of the story on Instagram, saying that her foot had been shot. She also alleged that it was no accident – that someone had shot her foot on purpose with the intention of hurting her. Sources that spoke to TMZ are saying the asshole holding the gun that was pointed at Megan’s foot was allegedly Tory himself.
Matt Lauer Allegedly Had An Affair With An NBC Broadcaster And Abused His Power With Another
I didn’t pick this picture of the TODAY show team with any specific implication in mind. I simply chose an old picture from about ten years ago, because we’re about to dive into some older allegations about Matt Lauer. Ronan Farrow’s book, Catch and Kill, continues to give us more icky stories. These latest ones don’t have any allegations of rape, but they do have Matt allegedly getting with a co-worker, allegedly treating a co-worker like a “piece of meat” before pushing them out, and allegedly trying to get a job for Pippa Middleton.