BBC Radio 2 has apparently quietly dropped Michael Jackson‘s song catalog from airing on the station ahead of the premiere of the two-part documentary Leaving Neverland, which starts airing on HBO tonight and on Channel 4 in the UK on Wednesday. Leaving Neverland, in case you don’t already know, shows the sad and fucked up account of the abuse that MJ allegedly afflicted upon James Safechuck and Wade Robson when they were children. That documentary has caused BBC radio to ban all things recorded by the singularly sparkling gloved one.
In shit-wrapped awful news that makes me want to sneak into NASA and stowaway onto a spaceship headed for another planet, ThatGrapeJuice was the first to report that Jussie Smollett, who plays Jamal Lyon on Empire, was the victim of a vicious hate crime in Chicago early this morning. TMZ is hearing that two chunky racist and homophobic shit stains in ski masks put a noose around his neck, beat him, and poured bleach on him. They screamed, “This is MAGA country!“, as they ran off. Um, Chicago was overwhelmingly blue during the 2016 presidential election, so not only do those throbbing ass fissures have demon shit for souls but they have demon shit for brains too. Go figure.
It would be nice to send a message to the universe saying we don’t need any more evidence that Chris Brown is a demon visiting from Hell. We all know, and yet here we are with yet another story featuring Chris Brown that will almost certainly make your stomach bile rise.
Since everyone in this story goes by a variation of the anonymous “Doe“, I thought I’d lead with a picture of a doe. My apologies to Bambi’s mom.
According to TMZ, a lawsuit has been filed recently by a former personal assistant to a famous celebrity. The lawsuit includes accusations of sexual battery, assault, and exposure to HIV. How hard do we think Charlie Sheen’s publicist started sweating after hearing about it?