If it looks like in the picture above, Katie Couric is thinking to herself, “Yup, your noses aren’t lying to you, I just farted,” that’s because she might have. That’s according to her former nanny, anyway.
Katie Couric’s new book Going There should have been called Bridge Burner because while she calls predatory pile of smug Matt Lauer a “decent” man who she sent words of love and support to during his downfall, she drags Deborah Norville, Martha Stewart, Diane Sawyer, Ashleigh Banfield, Ashleigh Banfield’s dad, and even her former nanny. According to Page Six, Katie writes in her book that her former nanny was like a human hybrid of The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and Single White Female, because the woman was delusional, obsessed, and tried to destroy her marriage. But the former nanny is biting back and says that Katie is like something out of an 80s comedy about a disgusting tween boy who gets trapped in the body of a fake ass news anchor. The nanny says that Katie was a farty, nose-picking slob who displayed her boogers on a pillow and turned her dirty underwear inside out inside of changing them for new ones. Well, if everybody in Katie’s life turns on her because of her book, she can always count on Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell taking her in.
Billy Bush Was Very Sad That Matt Lauer Didn’t Leap To His Defense After The “Access Hollywood” Leak
This time four years ago, when Donald Trump was running for President, a tape of him bragging about sexual assault during a 2005 appearance on Access Hollywood was leaked. Billy Bush, who was interviewing Donald and could be heard giggling at Donald bragging about “grabbing them by the pussy,” was quickly thrown under the bus as a human sacrifice. Billy lost his job (but not his paycheck) at the TODAY show.
It was also reported that the leak of that tape might have come from inside NBC, where Billy was employed at the time. It almost felt like NBC wanted Billy gone or something, which really makes you wonder: Is Al Roker the Tony Soprano of the TODAY show? At the very least, Billy believes he had one friend in high places who could have saved him. But that “friend” didn’t and that person was Matt Lauer.
Matt Lauer destroyed his own career and now he’s focused on destroying someone else’s. Matt wants real revenge! Matt’s op-ed piece criticizing Ronan Farrow‘s reporting of sexual assault allegations against him was just the beginning. Sources have told People that Matt has decided it will be his “mission” to clear his name of what he considers “false accusations.” Honestly, Matt probably already won the battle because I’m sure that hardcore “hatred” tattoo shook Ronan so hard that Ronan quit the reporting game forever. Continue reading
62-year-old Matt Lauer decided to go out and get himself some ink. No, he didn’t decide to have a rare moment of self-awareness and get BEWARE OF THE SMUG DOUCHE inked onto his forehead. Instead, he got an arm tattoo of a quote about “hatred.” The tattoo made its appearance after Mediaite published an op-ed that Matt shit out about his apparent nemesis, Ronan Farrow.
Matt Lauer ended the decade as NBC’s most notorious morning TV creep (much to Matt’s shock and confusion). He’s unemployed. His friends and former co-workers allegedly want nothing to do with him. His ex-wife grabbed $20 million and a horse farm on her way out. He’s been accused of everything from inappropriate dildo-gifting to workplace rape. But it’s not all grey skies for Matt. Us Weekly says that Matt recently took a holiday with his new girlfriend.
Since getting fired from Today for allegedly terrorizing the women of NBC News with his paws, sex toys, and dick, Matt Lauer’s wife divorced him, and he probably thought that was his rock bottom (a rock bottom covered with the millions he made from NBC News over the year) even though he’s escaped prison. But no. Much like his hairline, things got a lot worse for him. In Ronan Farrow’s book Catch and Kill, former NBC News employee Brooke Nevils accused Matt of rape, and other stories are coming out. Brooke has publicly thanked Meredith Vieria for her support and encouraging Brooke to go to HR.
But there is someone who probably has a lot of shitty stories about Matt and that’s Ann Curry. Ann Curry showed support to Brooke Nevils but has remained relatively silent about Matt’s disgusting fall from grace. Well, sources are telling Us Weekly that Ann knows a lot more than she’s letting on and if she opens up, it could destroy Matt.