Category: Armie Hammer
Many Famous People Got Shit For Accepting A Paid Trip To Saudi Arabia
That picture of Ryan Phillippe above may look like the makings of a story titled Ryan Phillippe Is In Trouble With Middle Eastern People For Dressing Up Like This At Halloween. And that would probably be correct if this picture was taken in October. But it’s a recent picture.
Ryan, along with dozens of famous people and influencers, are catching shit online for a trip they accepted to attend Saudi Arabia’s MDL Beast music festival. The problem is that their attendance might be little more than a propaganda campaign sponsored by Saudi Arabian officials in an attempt to help people forget about the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.
Armie Hammer Put Marvel Entertainment On Blast Over Their Trump Loving Chairman
When Armie Hammer tweets, things can either go very wrong, like when he got all preachy about Stan Lee, or they can go mildly amusing, like when he read James Woods for filth. Today, he actually struck a a pretty good middle ground. In the wake of recent calls to boycott Equinox and SoulCycle for supporting Donald Trump, Armie #tooktotwitter to suggest that Marvel Entertainment also deserves some side-eye because of chairman Isaac Perlmutter’s financial support, and political ties to Trump. But let’s be real, people giving up their beloved Marvel shit because of Trump is as likely as all the fish in the ocean giving up water because it’s wet. I know that simile is sweaty, but you know what I mean!
Armie Hammer’s Wife Tries To Explain That Video Of Their Son Sucking On His Toes
Quentin Tarantino (bitch, you knew the first name in this post about FEET was going to be about Quentin Tarantino) is apparently making his next movie his last one, and no one really knows if that Star Trek movie he wrote is going to be it. But whatever that movie will be about, you know Armie Hammer, or should I say Armie Hammer’s hooves, will be front and center. Because over the weekend, stupid ass Armie dropped the QT audition tape of all QT audition tapes when he posted a video that his 2-year-old son Ford Hammer can use one day to successfully get emancipated from his parents on the basis of humiliating the ever-loving fuck out of him.
Armie has yet to say anything about the video of Ford eating those piggies, but his wife Elizabeth Chambers did. Armie respects his feminist wife too much to tie her up and get kinky with her during sex, but I guess he doesn’t respect her enough to tell her she doesn’t need to clean up his freak foot mess for him.
Armie Hammer’s Video Of His Son Sucking His Foot Got Him Trending On Twitter
Armie Hammer made the decision to post about his 2-year-old son Ford Hammer sucking on his feet, and Armie didn’t just post the words, he posted the video in an Instagram Story and decided that’s something his 1.2 million followers needed to see. Armie, stick to liking bondage pics on Twitter!
You know that family with a laissez-faire attitude about nudity around each other or that brother and sister who are so lovey-dovey that they’re bordering on Lannister or when a grandmother innocently comments on the size of her grandson’s girlfriend’s breasts? This is one of those situations and it’s causing everyone to question themselves, realize they’re completely repulsed despite the purported innocence of the goings-on and immediately begin creating memes to deal with their trauma.
Armie Hammer Isn’t So Sure About A “Call Me By Your Name” Sequel
In my mind, traveling to Italy and consumption of peaches has skyrocketed since Call Me By Your Name, the movie where Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet spent a summer frolicking around an Italian mansion while wet humping and demonstrating how dancing was not taught in the Hammer household. Director Luca Guadagnino indicated he was looking into doing a line of sequels. Even André Aciman, the author of the novel of the same name, said he was down with more movies and was even writing a sequel to book. But now Armie is all, “Nah.” I guess he’s still waiting to make another go at The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
A Rumor That Armie Hammer Was Going To Be Your Next Batman Is Probably False
Poor Armie Hammer just can’t seem to catch a break (outside of being born rich, blond, and beautiful). It was recently reported that he was in “final talks” to play the role he was practically born to play, a billionaire scion with an impressive collection of rubber suits. The comic book fansite, Revenge of The Fans, reported that Armie was as good as cast as The Batman, taking over for Ben Affleck in the upcoming Matt Reeves reboot. However, faster than you can shout “eat that peach bitch!”, The Wrap pumped the brakes and announced that nothing has been decided yet, and that at 32, Armie is probably too old. I mean, I get how Ben’s 46-year-old dad-bod Batman left room for improvement, but 32 isn’t that old. For a dude. Are they (fingers crossed!) doing a Muppet Babies version or something?