Category: Armie Hammer
Bill Maher Has Come To Armie Hammer’s Defense, While A Film Critic Outs Him As An Asshole
Bill Maher, famous for such terrible takes as “Why can’t I use that word?“, has found a new angle regarding the allegations against Armie Hammer. This is a real feat, considering Armie’s current situation is about as faceted as a circle of notepaper. Bill Maher has come to Armie’s defense by asking who wouldn’t want to be pretend-eaten by Armie Hammer?
Armie Hammer Got Dropped By His Talent Agency And Publicist
Within a day after Evan Rachel Wood and several other women came out and said that Marilyn Manson is a mime makeup-covered wad of abusive smegma, he was dropped by his record label, booking agent, and two TV shows he was in. Well, Armie Hammer’s fall hasn’t been as quick but he has still medaled in The Alleged Abusive Asshole Olympics. Because Armie is out of an agent and a publicist today. “Wait, Armie Hammer had a publicist?!” thought everyone who has watched Armie Hammer make his PR nightmare even worse. Because of the shitty way he’s handled this, you’d think scat was Armie’s main kink.
Armie Hammer Complained About Being “Kink Shamed” By The Internet
Armie Hammer has remained pretty quiet ever since several women came out including him of abuse of all kinds, which led to him being dropped from projects. Armie only called the claims “bullshit,” but now The Daily Mail were given messages and audio of Armie whining about he’s being “kink shamed” by the internet and how women are now offering up their body parts for him to eat. “Kink shamed” is a strange way to say “people are disgusted by all the stories of non-consent and abuse,” but still, Marilyn Manson is probably pissed at himself for not coming up with that one.
Armie Hammer’s Estranged Wife Elizabeth Chambers Has Spoken Out About His Abuse Allegations
About several abuse allegations came out against Armie Hammer, we heard through anonymous sources what his estranged wife, Elizabeth Chambers, thought of the situation. Sources claimed that Elizabeth, who was married to Armie for 10 years and split from him in July, was shocked by the allegations, and that she believed the victims who came forward. Elizabeth recently opened up publicly about the allegations, and those sources were telling the truth – she’s shocked, horrified, and she believes the women.
Armie Hammer “Leaves” Another Project As His “Call Me By Your Name” Collaborators Work On A Cannibal Love Story
The inbox of Call Me By Your Name director, Luca Guadagnino, better brace itself because Armie Hammer is about to slam it with email after email, begging to put him in Luca’s new cannibal love story movie since he’s got pages upon pages of his cannibal fantasies to prove he’s perfect for it. “Remember how I wanted to switch the peach with a heart in Call Me By Your Name?” is possibly something Armie will write. Besides, Armie may need the work since he’s out of another job.
Armie Hammer May Have Provoked His Dog Into Biting Him Hard
Today, PETA is continuing to fight the fights that really matter by telling everyone to stop using “speciesist” insults like “pig,” “rat,” “snake,” and “chicken.” Well, you chicken shit snake rats at PETA, while you’re screaming about that, Armie Hammer is allegedly abusing his dog. We’ve all heard the brain-corroding allegations about how Armie physically and mentally abused several women, and one woman claimed that he bragged about killing an animal so he could eat the animal’s heart. And now a source tells The Daily Mail that Armie’s Welsh Terrier Archie is very chill and would only bite someone if fucked with and so Armie must have fucked with the dog to get Archie to bite him. Armie later showed the wound on Instagram, blaming Archie. One of Armie’s exes, Courtney Vucekovich said that on top of Armie being abusive, he was also broke and she had to pay for everything. Well, hopefully, Armie is broke because Archie has been slowly taking money from him to get away and also sue Armie for slander.