Armie Hammer May Have Provoked His Dog Into Biting Him Hard
Today, PETA is continuing to fight the fights that really matter by telling everyone to stop using “speciesist” insults like “pig,” “rat,” “snake,” and “chicken.” Well, you chicken shit snake rats at PETA, while you’re screaming about that, Armie Hammer is allegedly abusing his dog. We’ve all heard the brain-corroding allegations about how Armie physically and mentally abused several women, and one woman claimed that he bragged about killing an animal so he could eat the animal’s heart. And now a source tells The Daily Mail that Armie’s Welsh Terrier Archie is very chill and would only bite someone if fucked with and so Armie must have fucked with the dog to get Archie to bite him. Armie later showed the wound on Instagram, blaming Archie. One of Armie’s exes, Courtney Vucekovich said that on top of Armie being abusive, he was also broke and she had to pay for everything. Well, hopefully, Armie is broke because Archie has been slowly taking money from him to get away and also sue Armie for slander.
Another of Armie’s exes, Paige Lorenze, recently opened up about the alleged abuse she suffered at the hands of Armie, including how he branded her with the letter A (which he denied) and how he wanted to make his cannibal fantasies come true with her. Paige also tells The Daily Mail that even though she doesn’t think that Armie would ever harm Archie, he would talk about wanting to strangle the dog for making him mad:
Hammer’s ex-girlfriend Paige Lorenze claimed Hammer talked about wanting to strangle the dog, saying: ‘He would get angry at his dog and say like: “I’m going to kill this dog, I would have strangled him if you weren’t here”.’
While Paige doesn’t think Armie would hurt Archie, a source thinks that he messed with the dog to get the pooch to bite him, because well, we’ve been told that he has a thing for scars and cuts:
But a source told DailyMail.com that Hammer had been goading Archie, a Welsh Terrier, to nip at him, explaining the pet is ‘very docile’ and ‘would only do something like this if provoked.’
And last month, on his other Instagram, Armie posted a stitched-up cut and blamed Archie with the caption: Fucking Archie.
If this source is right, then someone needs to sneakily get the poor pooch out of there and covertly replace him with Cujo in an Archie costume.
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