Despite Claims He Wants To Spend Time With His Kids, Reports Say Armie Hammer Refuses To See His Family

January 15, 2021 / Posted by:

OK, I’m gonna try to get through this whole post without any cannibal references. Let’s see what happens! So, actor and alleged canni– errr…  creepy dude, Armie Hammer, broke his silence earlier this week about those cannibal extremely disturbing DMs. Armie said, “I’m not responding to these bullshit claims”, adding that he was the one to leave Jennifer Lopez’s movie, Shotgun Wedding, all so he could stay with his kids in the Cayman Islands during this difficult time. Uh-huh. So, all those rumors about him being fired are total pinky toe baloney.

Well, today a source told the Sun that Armie hasn’t actually seen his family in days. He’s only communicating with estranged wife Elizabeth Chambers through their lawyers, and nobody knows his exact whereabouts. Have they checked the dumpster behind the morgue? Ugh, my apologies. Another dollar in the cannibal jar…

The source says (via the Sun):

The insider said: “Armie is in the Cayman Islands, but not staying with his parents, he’s holed up somewhere else.” They noted that he was at a luxury five-star hotel over the holidays, but no-one knows if he’s still there. The source added: “He hasn’t seen his kids in days and Elizabeth has no contact with him, it is all through lawyers.”

Another source told the Sun that Elizabeth, who reportedly believes the victims, is “going through hell.” She feels that her husband “no longer values” their family (via the Sun):

“Everything is just so crazy and disturbing right now. Elizabeth is doing the best that can be expected. Her kids are her number one priority, she has been going through hell and she is just trying to protect them. His behavior is atrocious. She was willing to fight for her family and repair what he readily threw away until it became very clear to her he no longer valued their vows or family.”

Hmmm, I can’t imagine Elizabeth appreciates Armie using their children as an excuse to cover up his firing. The couple has been separated since July, and are currently battling over custody of the kids.

Yesterday Armie’s ex, Courtney Vucekovich, shared her experiences in an interview with Page Six. She says Armie was emotionally abusive, obsessive, super into drinking and drugs, and manipulated her into sex acts she wouldn’t mention. Oh, and he also told Courtney he wanted to barbecue and eat her ribs.

I’m sure tomorrow (or even later today) will bring even more gross Armie Hammer revelations. I, for one, would like to apologize for ever finding him hot. After I saw Call Me By Your Name, Armie was my #1 for the better part of a year. Well, not Armie. His character Oliver. Sigh. Elio deserved so, so much better.



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