Ariana Grande’s Manchester Charity Show Will Go On, Despite Last Night’s London Attack
The hits just seem to keep on coming. There was another attack in the UK last night, this one was in London on the London Bridge and in London’s Borough Market. Seven people were killed and many were injured in a combination van/knife attack. Jesus, there’s only so many Golden Girls reruns with which I can numb myself. They only did seven seasons. *sad-face* How about leave the UK alone for a bit, fuckwads? Sorry, make that THE WORLD.
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Rihanna Trolled Kevin Durant Last Night
Anyone who has ever been to a sports game of some kind knows that some people take sports very seriously. Rihanna loves basketball, and she loves sitting courtside and gets into it. She also really doesn’t like it when a team beats her boo LeBron James. That created the perfect storm last night during Game 1 of the NBA Finals last night.
Thanks To That Bloody Trump Mask Pic, The Dynamic New Year’s Eve Duo Of Kathy Griffin And Anderson Cooper Is No More
It hasn’t even been 24 hours since Kathy Griffin caused everyone to lose their heads (I see you eye-rolling at my very original pun) over her holding a repurposed Michael Myers mask covered with grenadine syrup in the name of art, and she’s already on her way to joining Billy Bush in the section marked: Tricks Who Get Punished As An Untouched Trump Gleefully Coqueefs Along.
Kathy ended up apologizing for the stunt and said that she knows she fucked up. But it wasn’t enough. Kathy lost an extremely lucrative deal to continue to hawk the shit-aiding toilet ottoman known as Squatty Potty. (You know you really shit the bed when a poop tool product doesn’t even want to be associated with you.) And now CNN has dropped Kathy as co-host of their New Year’s Eve special.
Open Post: Hosted By A Live Snake Throwing Up Another Live Snake
Nearly every weekday morning when Matt Lauer’s smug face pops up on my screen, I ask myself, “Why do I watch the Today show?” But I really asked myself that this morning when they aired this video of a snake barfing out another snake. I also asked myself, “Why do I have email?“, when a reader sent me the same video. This ninth circle-approved video is one that sicks bitches with faunoiphilia, emetophilia and vore fetishes have been waiting for. If you don’t know what any of those fetishes are, don’t Google ’em. It’s too early in the week for a video of a snake reverse deep-throating another snake and it’s really too early in the week to learn about those fetishes.
Emmy Rossum Got Married
Another famous brunette got married over the long weekend, and much like Miranda Kerr’s wedding, this one also involves a dude who knows a lot about technology and watching people through iPhone cameras and…uh…I’m sorry, I’ve never seen Mr. Robot and I don’t use Snapchat.