Yesterday, we all learned that on June 9, Venus Williams was involved in a car crash near her home in Palm Beach Gardens, FL and that the police declared that she was at fault for it. 78-year-old Jerome Barson got hurt badly in the crash and he later died from his injuries in the hospital. We all knew that a lawsuit was coming, and a lawsuit has arrived on Venus’ lap.

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Both Will Ferrel and Cedric Yarbrough, who are in The House, confirmed that Mimi was cut from the movie for acting like Mimi. They say she showed up hours late, was difficult as hell and demanded shit. Um, Mimi played herself in the movie, so she obviously came to the set in character and stayed in character even when the cameras weren’t rolling. It’s called method! When Daniel Day-Lewis does it, he’s praised as an acting genius, but when Mimi does it, they call her difficult! – Lainey Gossip 

I guess Alexander Wang has never heard of Angelyne or Charo or Iris Chacon or etc…. etc… – Celebitchy

The spawn of Jerry Hall and Mick Jagger is giving you 70s hitchhiker – Drunken Stepfather

Sheree Whitfield’s son is following in her fashion mogul footsteps by starting a t-shirt line. This makes me think of the glory of She by Sheree and has me wondering why the Met hasn’t done an exhibit on it yet? – Reality Tea

For $70,000, my butt tunnel better get reupholstered with gold and my b-hole better get bedazzled with actual diamonds – Towleroad

Five words that’d make straight guys reach for the lube: Alison Brie is in Playboy. Five more words that’d make straight guys put the lube away: She keeps her top on – Hollywood Tuna

Kristen Dunst looks like a Westworld extra and I’m into it – Popoholic

Dr. Luke dropped his lawsuit in Tennessee against Kesha’s mom but his legal fight with Kesha goes on – Pitchfork

At the time that I clicked on this link, the ad over that picture was for Clorox and never has anything been so perfect – Just Jared

Panty Creamer of the Day: Alexander Skarsgard’s wet nipplars (which Google Translates tell me is Swedish for nipples) in Capri – Popsugar

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The man who scoffs at Aquaman’s tired dog-paddling, Michael Phelps, is so over racing ordinary humans in the pool. For his next trick, the multiple Olympic gold winner is going to RACE A SHARK. And no, it’s not going to require Ryan Lochte taking his dumb ass to Party City to look for a shark costume. We’re talking an actual fins-and-teeth, “GET OUT OF THE WATER!“-type shark. Continue reading

The bitchy signs for Pure Water Ice & Tea Company and Wendy’s in Lubbock, TX!

Don’t let that sweet smile and innocent eyes fool you. Wendy’s has become known for being a shit-talking shade thrower who isn’t afraid to clap back on Twitter. So a while ago, the assistant manager of Pure Water Ice & Tea Company in Lubbock decided to see if the Wendy’s sign talked as big as its Twitter did. The assistant manager, Kyler Smith, tells KCBD 11 that he tried to start shit with the Wendy’s across the street from Pure Water for a bit, and last month, they finally slapped a trick back. Kyler says that the general manager of that Wendy’s, Santos Perez, told him that corporate wouldn’t let them spit back, but I guess they finally did. Since then, the intersection of 4th and Frankford has become a bitch battleground where Pure Water and Wendy’s take turns throwing G-rated disses at each other.

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Aretha Franklin Way!

There’s a street in Detroit called Shady Lane, and I’m sure many Detroiters thought that street was named after Queen Aretha Franklin. It’s not (I think), but Aretha finally got her own street in her homeland of Detroit last week. Aretha is getting ready to hang up her performin’ wig, and over the weekend, she wailed out music notes during a show, which may have been her last in Detroit, to honor her. To promote the show and to honor the pride of Michigan even more (cut to the Wayne County treasurer’s office throwing a side-eye at “pride of Michigan”), the City of Detroit held a ceremony where they officially named a street after her.

WDIV says that a part of Madison, starting at Brush Street in front of the Detroit City Music Hall for the Performing Arts, has been named Aretha Franklin Way. Aretha got teary as the crowd hailed her during her street name ceremony.

I looked at that part of Madison on Google Street View, and I really hope the city plans to plant a bunch of giant trees along Aretha Franklin Way, because it’s not nearly shady enough. And I bet that right now, Dionne Warwick and Patti LaBelle are fighting over who will get to sit on the other one’s shoulders as they spray paint “Hateretha Way” on that street sign in the middle of the night.

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Charbroiled fútbol star (and alleged possible rapist?) Cristiano Ronaldo might be the proud father of twins, according to reports out of Portugal (via The Sun – which is Cristiano’s favorite paper, for obvious reasons).

Despite earlier reports that he was having twin sons, it looks like he’s now the proud “papai” (I get all my Portuguese from Google Translate because I can’t afford Rosetta Stone) of a boy and a girl. Eva and Mateo reportedly said “Olá!” to the world for the first time on Thursday, according to Portuguese TV channel, SIC. Cristiano’s camp hasn’t confirmed the happy news, but “several Portuguese websites and newspapers” are running with it.

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