Thanks To That Bloody Trump Mask Pic, The Dynamic New Year’s Eve Duo Of Kathy Griffin And Anderson Cooper Is No More 

May 31, 2017 / Posted by:

It hasn’t even been 24 hours since Kathy Griffin caused everyone to lose their heads (I see you eye-rolling at my very original pun) over her holding a repurposed Michael Myers mask covered with grenadine syrup in the name of art, and she’s already on her way to joining Billy Bush in the section marked: Tricks Who Get Punished As An Untouched Trump Gleefully Coqueefs Along.

Kathy ended up apologizing for the stunt and said that she knows she fucked up. But it wasn’t enough. Kathy lost an extremely lucrative deal to continue to hawk the shit-aiding toilet ottoman known as Squatty Potty. (You know you really shit the bed when a poop tool product doesn’t even want to be associated with you.) And now CNN has dropped Kathy as co-host of their New Year’s Eve special.

New Year’s Eve will no longer be the same without The Silver Fox turning into The Red Fox as he blushes over a rated PG-13 nugget coming out of Kathy’s mouth. CNN announced today that after almost 10 years of Kathy co-hosting their New Year’s Eve show, they are done with her. Well, at least we still have Drunk Don Lemon.

Even Anderson Cooper didn’t defend his ginger sidekick.

As for Trump…. When Ted Nugent said that President Obama should be hung and “suck on his machine gun,” Donald Trump defended the popped pimple clinging to America’s b-hole by saying he was just using a figure of speech. But when Kathy held up a rubber mask covered with red corn syrup, Trump tweeted that she should be ashamed of herself and that she upset his 11-year-old son Barron Trump. That tweet was a preview to the story that Trump’s gay boo, Harvey Levin, and TMZ told.

TMZ says that yesterday, Barron was watching TV with Melania Trump when he saw the picture of everyone’s 2017 Halloween costume. Barron really thought that Kathy was holding the actual head of his dad and screamed, “Mommy! Mommy!

All of this over a Tyler Shields photo shoot?! To quote Kathy’s jewel of a mother: GODDAMMIT, JESUS H. CHRIST, KATHLEEN!

And well, hopefully Squatty Potty gave Kathy plenty of its product and she’s got it stashed all over her house. Because since Trump is probably going to pull the U.S. out of the Paris climate deal, L.A. will be underwater one day and Kathy can use them to float. So there’s that!



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